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Bass
12th January 2006, 03:03 PM
Greeting to To newbies, olbies & l33ts alike ... :)

OK .. so the point of this forum is to have a place where guys new to the game can ask questions ... any questions ... no matter how clever/stupid ...

The stupid ones we will endeavour to answer - or at least point you to the nearest search engine - clever ones will be refered to thisgeek, with a R100 prize (transferred from his account) if you manage to stump him. :D ... Riiiiight !!!

We will probably either add a few links to our tips & tricks thread, or copy some of the text & paste it in here for your viewing pleasure ...

Bass
Ruslan74
12th January 2006, 03:10 PM
aye thanks Mr Bass... oh, bugger.. i dont qualify as a newbie? :(
stoke
12th January 2006, 03:38 PM
If I plug my 4 ohm speakers into a 8 ohm amp that is already running 8 ohm speakers and then run all speakers at the same time - will the 4 ohm speakers be softer or louder than the 8 ohm ones ?
fivel
12th January 2006, 04:38 PM
What make is an Ohm????
Brawler
12th January 2006, 04:53 PM
ROFL.
didnt you do science fivel?
fivel
12th January 2006, 04:57 PM
I almost blew up the chem lab..does that count..... i sense some resistance though ;-)
Ruslan74
12th January 2006, 09:40 PM
The Ohm is the uncle of the Amn, which is a rune from Diablo 2, thus an Ohm can also be considered as a preffix to a charm for an armor plate. Thus Amn + Ohm can cast "Harmony" on an armor plate with two sockets.

:p

hehehe... i am cuckos... :D
stoke
13th January 2006, 12:13 AM
Answer : 4 ohms will be louder - less resistance - greater power - duh.

What if you manage to actually go back in time like 5 years, and you do run into yourself ? Surely nothing bad can happen - it's like - howzit bru - yknow that chick there - dump her like now mkay !

But seriously - why do they say don't let yourself see yourself ? It's already happened after all.
Ruslan74
13th January 2006, 06:40 AM
man, your cucko's is better than mine! :p
fivel
13th January 2006, 11:29 AM
Answer : 4 ohms will be louder - less resistance - greater power - duh.

What if you manage to actually go back in time like 5 years, and you do run into yourself ? Surely nothing bad can happen - it's like - howzit bru - yknow that chick there - dump her like now mkay !

But seriously - why do they say don't let yourself see yourself ? It's already happened after all.

Man, whatever you are smoking I want some of that......
Darnit696
13th January 2006, 01:14 PM
.... and this thread is to enlighten the newbies... of course the 4 ohm 8 ohm thingy is to extort money from TG everyone can see that. what you havta do is...
*pulls stoke aside and whispers*
You gotta come back to the site with another handle, like um.. Stake or someting like that like I would be Dernit or Hermit something that... TG would NEVER guess. Then you could come over here and ask never to be answered newbie questions and rake in the cash. No one would EVER know cause I would'nt tell... :D
Ruslan74
13th January 2006, 01:20 PM
*scratches head*

*hopes all WrG members are kosher by the time they join a BF2 session*

:p
stoke
13th January 2006, 02:01 PM
/me laughs at the thought of actually getting TG to part with some his heard earned cash ...

New question ... how do you get that money from TG ?
Darnit696
13th January 2006, 02:06 PM
Thats not our worry. Bass offered so if TG doesnt pay up, well then we stare at Bass. I believe we have some cement left over.... and theres a river nearby... :D
Ruslan74
13th January 2006, 02:09 PM
guys... lol... this is supposed to be the tips & tricks thread for BF2, not for construction! :D
stoke
13th January 2006, 02:19 PM
/me ROFFELS :p
Oh well - going to have to open the REAL greetings thread.
SaintMg
13th January 2006, 02:30 PM
I think we are building a real good foundation for any Newbie that might take up the War Geek Challenge
TG
13th January 2006, 02:46 PM
Problem is that I don't have any cash to part with.

... Spent it all on my SLI system! :eek:
xenophon
13th January 2006, 08:22 PM
Ok, I read somewhere on Myadsl on a sig that if I am a nooby no matter how noo you guys will teach me. I don't feel like doing it offline mommy, cause it is boring.:eek:
TG
13th January 2006, 10:10 PM
That prolly woulda been my sig. ;)

Bass_SA is the boss for newbie matters.. I'm sure he will be in contact with you shortly.

By the way - welcome to the War Geeks. ;)
Bass
14th January 2006, 02:07 AM
Well - any money not collected from TG will just have to be recovered in the form of screen cards ! (he has plenty, don't worry :))


Hey xenophon - by now you would have been pretty well introduced to the clan if you made it this far down the thread to actually post!

This is probably about the best place to learn how to kill clannies/teammates & various other unhelpful abilities ....

Seriously though - just join a squad with one of us in it and ask away... :)
TG
14th January 2006, 12:17 PM
@Xenophon - how is it on iBurst? Isn't it a bit slow?