You are such a BF2 nerd that you...

[TG]

(Complete the above sentence)

... formed a clan.
... registered a domain for said clan and run a website that appears to be getting quite popular.
... generate TK rankings for the clan.
... discuss TK ranking formulas with your wife.
... develop a hobby building plastic models of military vehicles found within the game.
... play in online competitions.
... consider having a BF2 logo tatooed on your bicep.
... made a silly movie from a battlerecorder demo.
... generated 90 signature banners for the clan.
... fiddled with and created a dynamic sig template using those sig banners.
... come up with crap like this to post on the clan forums.

[Ruslan74]

...book time ahead of up to two weeks to play clan matches
...have wife worried about your VOIP buddies
...look forward to actually TK fellow WrG buddies to go up the WrG TK rankings
...happen to bump into WrG all time on the servers and hunt/be hunted by them
...actually have more fun in BF2 now within WrG

[rainy]

...when your wife wanted to show you something across the road, you were looking for the button to zoom in
(Has happened to me :D)

[fivel]

...when my 7 yr old daughter keeps asking,,,daddy why do you play computer games so much
...when playing my little girl comments....'daddy are you dead again?'
...you end up only wanting to play BF2 when some of your clannies are on

[Darnit696]

... when your wife wants to talk to you, you put your headphones on and press 'b' when replying to her.

[fivel]

Or when your wife puts on her headphones, presses B to talk to you

[WAJKILLER2]

.....you wander what kit you are playing when someone ticks you off.

[TG]

... you wish that you had grenades to chuck over the wall at your annoying neighbour.

[doobiwan]

. . . When someone steps into the road, you hesitate for a second to see the colour of their tag popup, while you decide whether to aim your car at them or not.

. . . your wife knows "that look in your eye" means you're playing tonight, but not with her . . . . :p

. . . Your wife knows:
"#$%#$% #%#$ %!!!!" means you got Noob toobed
"@@#$$% #$#@!!!!" means you got artied .5 seconds before you captured the flag, and
"$&*%!! $&*%!! $&*%!! $&*%!!" means your $&*%!! $&*%!!ing c4 detonator switched back to $&*%!! $&*%!! c4 just when the $&*%!! $&*%!! APC spotted me.

[NerdBoyZa]

.... You spend your whole day reading, posting, creating new threads,
and "shouting" on this forum, instead of doing your work.
..... Your son says can we play BF2 tonight please dad (he likes to
control the mouse)..... which does nothing for my stats.....
...... Your son (5yrs old) has his own BF2 account.

[TG]

Heh, my 5 year old also likes to play BF2 - and has his own account (single player!) :)

[NerdBoyZa]

..... You organise a LAN Party for your 5 year old kids to play BF2 with each other.

Mine says he is "bored" with playing single... He wants to play online..... Mmmm. Don't think I'll allow it, in case he gets better stats than me :D

[sss]

..someone is having trouble with crime in their complex and they are worried about their car being stolen.... you instantly suggest they strap c4 to it and if they wake up and its gone...detonate.... **BLANK STARE**

[rainy]

... you look at that air gun at Cash Crusaders which is outfitted with a 'silencer' and a scope and think "PSG-1 silenced sniper rifle... can I have it for BF2?"

[stoke]

... walk through a public area and suss people out, especially people sitting, people lying down are closely examined.
... willfully spend a grand on 5.1 headphones but complain bitterly about the price of a non-stick pan
... drive looking out for speed trap lines and find yourself finding objects that look like they could just be mines
... have actively gone into a crouch position for no particular reason.
... miss the ability to be able to 360 when lying down.
... feel that you need something doubled before you can begin to sprint.
... are completely not worried about your short sprint time, every body has that.
... find that hearing about people, that you don't directly know, being wounded, shot, blown up or knifed is quite funny.
... keep on bringin up C4 as a solution to problems.

[w1z4rd]

....wish your gf/wife has to push "b" to speak...

[doobiwan]

. . . know c4 is the solution to every problem
. . . You don't understand why the insurance company doesn't believe you when you say, "I've driven Army trucks down steeper slopes"
. . . Chuck Norris wears c4 pajama's . . .

[Bass]

... your BF2 evening is ruined if there are no fellow clan members online.
... have your 2-yr old son wanting to "shoot the naughty tanks" constantly.
... end up apologising to everyone when aforementioned son shoots teamies, because singleplayer became too boring.

[Ruslan74]

....realize you had kept "B" pressed when you spitified the poor sods at the TV Tower after blowing up their chopper for the 10th time from the Hotel AA
....complain to an online store for their lack of C4 in stock
....when you meet Stoke for the 10th time in a round and blow him away in reflex mode without checking if he's in your team or not

[TG]

....when you meet Stoke for the 10th time in a round and blow him away in reflex mode without checking if he's in your team or not

ROFFEL!

[{lostmarble}]

.....check for snipers on surrounding buildings while stuck in traffic....

[rainy]

LOL marble... That sure is a bad sign :D

[Darnit696]

.... you come to bed so late so often that your wife takes to clobbering you cause she thinks you are an intruder.
... you play Battlefield until 3 am then lie in bed dreaming up ways to TK your teamies.
...your wife clobbers you again cause you are giggling so much. You fall asleep at 5 am and wake at 6am to go sleep at work.
... you get into a foul mood cause you cant understand why you keep getting fragged...then you remember that you only got 1 hours shuteye the night before.
... you move your couch into the same room as your pc cause you are spending so much time on both.
... you book clan practise on Valentines Day and fully expect that ALL your clan mates will be there. :D
... you seriously consider driving the wrong way down the freeway to see if it gives the same adrenaline rush as running straight at an oncoming tank.
... you wonder if strapping c4 to your car will make a difference.

[Ruslan74]

ROFL! Darnit!

mwwahhhaa.... the bedtime giggles are soooooooooo true! :D

[TG]

ROFL!!!

Ahhh..many a true word are spoken in jest... ;)

[SosmanSA]

*you fall asleep in front of the telly wake up at about 2am and first login and see if there's a game running before going off to sleep
*It's 4am Saturday morning and you've been awake since Friday 6am and you're busy *with 60 others* shooting the hell out of each other
*Your kids wake up in the middle of the night and look for you first at the PC

[doobiwan]

LOL!!!

Stop it! I'm not supposed to giggle at work it's Monday, damnit!

[{lostmarble}]

.....Sometimes panic because I'm sure I have spotted an enemy sniper on a nearby rooftop while stuck in traffic.....

^^this usually happens before I've had my first espresso^^

[TG]

One would think you'd do that after your espresso too.

WHAT??ME.PANIC???????ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

[doobiwan]

. . . 90% of your rig was chosen based soley in it's performance in BF2.
. . . Telkom renames the ADSL on your bill to "BF2 crack"
. . . You've never met 20 of your closest mates ;)

[Gathu]

. . . You seriously consider taking up running to improve your AT's sprint.
. . . You try to get small in your chair while hiding from that M1A1.
. . . You got to constantly remind yourself that there is no respawn when condsidering revenge thoughts on the @sshole that nearly ran you of the road.

[TG]

... have a wife who starts to recognise voices when heard over your VOIP :D
... start teaching your 5 year old how to play the game.
... r wife buys you a t-shirt with a tank on it to wear while playing BF2. :)
... r circle of friends suddenly expanded after joining a clan. ;)
... get weird looks from people when meeting up with another clan member to discuss the game, and you refer to people called Stoke or Darnit, etc. :rofl:

[stoke]

... giggle senslessley at work and cannot possibly explain what's so funny to anybody else.

[Darnit696]

... fail to understand why you cant use the 'wasd' keys to navigate in other programs like email and Word.

[Darnit696]

... get insanely jealous and grumpy when other people are playing while you can't.

[Darnit696]

... buy a generator so that you can play an post while the power is out.
... refuse to let anyone use your generator for any other purpose.

[Drusky]

... keep thinking "this resolution is amazing" after they've cleaned the windows at work.

[TG]

... keep thinking "this resolution is amazing" after they've cleaned the windows at work.

:rofl:

[WAJKILLER2]

When goign out you spend some time thinking which kit youre going to take with.

[FeralBanana]

... When people start talking/shouting/screaming at you, you often tell them to 'stop wasting your cap!' (I'm on 3gig :()
... When outside, if there is an air display/a plane coming in to land, you always run into the nearest shop, no matter how humiliating it is... (ie, 'not appropriate', esp. when with wife/parents depending on age :p)
... Think all compliments are because you performed a duty for your commander ('good work, squad!')

[doobiwan]

. . . When you get pissed at some kids parents for their kid biting yours, you contemplate:
1. C4'ing their car
2. Artying their house
3. Sniping the Dad in the nuts

[Ruslan74]

/me thinks defrilibators would do the trick to jolt them instead :p

[doobiwan]

/me thinks that might be too exciting . . .

[Drusky]

shocking the way you two carry on :p

[TG]

It keeps the atmosphere electric.

[doobiwan]

I can't keep up without my morning coffee buzz . . .

[TG]

Quite the busy bee aren't you?

[stoke]

Stoke goes off to tell the world the news .... this is going to set them all a-buzz !

[TG]

Buzz off.

[doobiwan]

This thread is starting to buzz, I mean, bug me . . . ;)

I guess I better bumble back to work . . .

[Ruslan74]

vibratingly electrifying...

[TG]

Sparks are flying

[stoke]

Karent start a fire wifout a spark ... no ? Not even a titter ?

[doobiwan]

I am the firestarter! misfit insect invader . . . .

[FeralBanana]

titt[-]ies[/-]er stoke?

what an obscenely obvious way of putting it into the conversation.

Learn to be more subtle. :p

[stoke]

Okay ...
*grumble*
Nothing like a feral thing telling you to be more subtle ...

[FeralBanana]

Grrr... u better believe it... :p