Resignation [Punky Pretending to Resign]

[Punky3025]

I am conducting a study to see what would happen if I posted a resignation post. It is my belief that at least 10 people will respond and ask me to stay. Stoke says I suck and that no one will give a damn. To prove my point I would like you all to post what you would say if I left below. This is purely in the interests of science, fun and for gathering statistical information. AND PROVING THAT STOKE KNOWS NUFFING


Thanks


Punky

[Pios]

Why you leaving mate ?

[stoke]

Just fire hiz ass and don bother askin why.
In fact ... after you've fired him, lets have a party.
:party:

[Onyx]

:( Punky (kingy)!
Reconsider?
Who's going to be the caveman around here now - keeping the woman in check!

[BioGizzard]

But, but , but .... i ... just got here ...
i promise i wont caall you "el presidente" again

*BioGizzard cries

[uberkru]

Rather try to resolve the issue than quit the guild. Please don't make BioG cry.

[stoke]

Like seriously ... somebody slap the biocrybaby

[BioGizzard]

*Gizzard Beetch slaps Bio right off the desk

[Scarlock]

Hmmm....
Im having a hard time trying to figure out if your serious Punky...:confused:
I know your one hell of a funny guy, and tend to cast almost everything in that "yellow glow" called sarcasm, much to the benefit of anyone with a sense of humor greater than your average garden rock.

If you aren’t serious, then I must have missed something and am completely out of the loop :o

If you are serious, then I trust that what ever happened cannot be repeated by who ever it was, hence the reason for keeping it under wraps. Any possibilities of a repeatable offence should be dealt with, so that they do not happen again to/with anyone else.




"Looking for the missing puzzle piece"
Scarlock

(That will teach me to take a Sunday off from Guild Wars:rolleyes: )

[Pios]

@Scarlock:
Imagine taking a whole week off mate or 2 when you go on huny moon, you will have a world of issues to smooth over/under.

*snicker*

[Megnut3025]

Sheesh I live with this Punky dude and I didnt even see this coming... :slam: ...
... Nut grabs phone and hits speed dial... Hello Punky my Love... this is your PA wanting to know what the nooby noobsters :rofl: have done to upset you??
... Nut gets our F8 rolling pin for some action :p

[Onyx]

i know, i know.....
he must be faking it!
he just wants to see how many of his fellow geeks are going to miss him!
its like when they fake their own death in the movies, and they are watching from behind a curtain, laughing at everyone... meantime they have this huge stash somewhere, ready to spend it on some island in the Carribean.

seriously Punky.... you making me sad here :cry:

[Darnit696]

Ok Punky this is your chance to reconsider. Please bear in mind that:


Well intentioned, if somewhat misguided individuals are going to feel crap about this
Statistically more people here love you than hate you. (As seen above Or on tv)
Leaving is never a good way to sort the issues... rather clobber the individual in a well worded PM.
I for one, as your brother, will miss you in GW (this is emotional blackmail to get you to stay even tho I aint black and its not mailed)


Think about it. If you are really sure your wishes will be honored and you will be removed from the Guild. If you still REALLY want to leave then say so and it will be done.

All other peeps... THIS IS NOT A POPCORN EVENT. (Sorry sss) :)

[Lynus]

yeah punk stay!

[Scarlock]

@Scarlock:
Imagine taking a whole week off mate or 2 when you go on huny moon, you will have a world of issues to smooth over/under.

*snicker*

:eek::scared: :eek:





:rofl:
lol, now that could be interesting :p
( :Sitting with laptop in bed: - Hold on! I just gotta respond to this post.. last one... I promise )
:roffel:

[Pios]

Yea, and then,
You can join the people that will never get any again club !!!

[Punky3025]

I count this experiment a success. STOKE WAS WRONG AGAIN :D

[TG]

Punky, you suck.

:p

[Punky3025]

Becareful TG. You could be my next victim :D

[Lynus]

no waai'z i hate you punk!

[N3ddy]

Punky? Punky? Where have I heard that name before....?

[SlappY]

RESET HIS POST COUNT!!!
Lest we forget TG is in charge!!!

[BioGizzard]

welcome back? :)

[Darnit696]

( :Sitting with laptop in bed: - Hold on! I just gotta respond to this post.. last one... I promise )
:roffel:

Scarlock....buddy...usually it takes about two years of marriage to join the couch club (or in the case of the avid gamer - the all night game session club:D). I'll give you about two weeks.:p


Good luck. :D

[Singit696]

you rock Punky :woohoo:

[Punky3025]

Punky? Punky? Where have I heard that name before....?

You havent heard it you have seen it

[WrG]Punky knife [WrG Neddy]

[Sminty]

Oooh...is this like faking your own death to see what people will say at your funeral? That's fun! I mean wrong! Don't do it! I never did it, again...

Punkster....go ahead, resign, suits us all fine...we only keep you around for Meg anyway and now she's hooked so we don't need you anymore pal take a hike ;)

And nanner nanner nanner...you can't knife me, not until I start playing bf2142 and that ain't happening for a while ;)

/me wonders if this will get more peeps playing bf2 again...hmmm

[Ga5can]

Who is punky?

[WondaWoman]

an obvious attention seeker!!!! pah!....he has many other neurotic disorders...this is just one of them :gno:

[Bullzeye]

Why are you leaving, any particular reason?

[Flangenimblick]

may you burn in hell...


and all your knifing miss their intended targets! :D

[Punky3025]

Um you guys cannot read

ANd Sminty. It will happen 1 day I will get your tags :D

[Megnut3025]

:rofl: He isnt leaving... he never was... He just likes playing with people's minds :D... I should know... he played with mine and then dropped it in the sand :yuk: .... :rofl:

And Sminty :woot: Thanks Buddy.. I love you too!! :p

[WondaWoman]

like i said....attention seeker :ras: :gyes:

/me wipes off the nuts mind...spitz on it and hands it back...

[SosmanSA]

Bet the brain will work a lettle betta now hey?

Punks, if a tree falls in the forrest and no one is there to hear it fall does it start a thread? ;)

[stoke]

:rofl: ... :sharp: ... Punky ... you RAWK!

[Punky3025]

@ Sos. bugger the tree. If I fall in the forest everyone will know cause I scream like a girl


Okay I have my scientific results and I'm bored with this thread

Close please