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14th March 2006, 08:40 PM
About Us
We are a community consisting of mostly warped computer gamers from all over South Africa that have joined together to meet people, and tea-bag them. We do not take games seriously, unless we're playing a clannie. Then we get all serious-like and start tea-bagging our team mates. Even if they're not dead. We're odd like that.
If you're looking for serious hardcore players, then this clan is not for you.
We just want to have fun, and hopefully kick some virtual ass while doing it. If we don't kick ass, we sulk a lot, and mope on the forums, generally making the place all smelly. And don't even get me started on that voicy guy...
If we lose a game, we wear icey undies for a while and when someone notices us, we keep really quiet, look away and cough. We've been known to hide in bushes. I'm not telling what has happened while people have been hiding in the alleged bushes. Yes, we allege that they were bushes. We're not saying nuffink. Shh.
If we win, we make sure to expound our virtues at every opportunity. We also puff out our chests, and pat each other on the bums like the cricketers do, BNITPMKOW* (But Not In That Prison Movie Kind Of Way) (Ok, maybe some are ITPMKOW - especially from SenorBlinky, but not all). And don't even get me started on that Flatspin fella.
In order to become a member of the War Geeks clan, you need to be invited by an existing clan member. This means that you need to get to know us a bit, and we need to get to know you (Yummy!). The best way to do this is to register on our forums, and start posting, and take part in the shout box. Don't be a lamer and post one word responses, or go dig up a years old thread just to add 'lol'. I keel j00. In fact, I keel j00 so much that I'll send RocketBoy to play a game of "hide the poo" with you.
There are a number of requirements you need to fulfill in order to be considered for an invitation to the clan:
Requirements:
You must be 18+ [-] and hot, single and female[/-]. We do have younger members, but that's because we need slave labour.
You should be located in South Africa or nearby, and be able to play on the servers/locations that we do. If you're not in South Africa, then hopefully you originated from here. We're locationist bastards. We may ask you some questions to prove your knowledge of South Africa, for example: Port Elizabeth is a hive of scum and villainy.+
You should be completely off your rocker. A stint in a nut house at some stage will probably put you in good stead. This is not an absolute requirement, as spending time with us will probably require you to go for therapy at some stage anyway.
Before we officially invite you, we will discuss it amongst our selves for a number of days, weeks, months, centuries, and then we will create an invitation thread in this forum. You will be required to post in that thread, and give us some info about yourself. Just be warned: It is very likely - in fact, guaranteed - that the thread will stray off topic, and start discussing the revving power of sss's latest ride, and then we might actually discuss his car. Or Stool's lack of um, prowess. Or Org's elegant rage quits. Or Blinky's habit of supplying non-alcoholic beer at gatherings (I mean, seriously?!?!? (Yeah this still gets me!)). Or... wait, what was I talking about again?
Your initial post should at least contain some of the info below:
Age
Bank account details or other bribe (Note, if the bank account is empty, it's no bloody good, now issit, hmm, Vudu?)
Chok'lit sacrifice to the Queen of The Universe (Oh, and don't forget to say hello to 'The Universe' aka Souper). She likes to bite the ears off easter bunnies. Or so I hear.
Why you think half-pint gnomes with prominent nasal hair and eye watering B.O. are seksie.
Your opinion on Ice Cream Socks (I still don't know what the fudge that is all about).
Reason why you want to join the War Geeks. Don't be a suck up. We're NOT the best clan out there, nor do we aim to be (Yes we do. Yessss we doooooo). The reason can be outrageous, and quite honestly, the more creative and funny it is, the better your chance.
We prefer that applicants be at least 18 years old [-]and hot, single and female[/-], mainly because we're a bunch of old farts. I mean, heck, some of us are *gasp* in our 30's (and much, much older). GERROFF MY LAAAAWWWN!
We do encourage nepotism (And no, that's not a fancy word for nipple fetish, mkay?), being a spouse, sister, brother, child or parent of a |WrG| member usually means you can get in to the clan quite easily. :kiss: It also means that you are open to all sorts of abuse. Haha. Muhahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA!
If your invitation is approved, and you become a member of the War Geeks (I suggest setting up an appointment with your therapist then), there are some rules that you will need to be aware of, this one in particular (See the Rules & Guidelines thread in this forum for further info):
Be reasonably active: post on the site, play on the servers. Most importantly, post on the site. No one will be frowned upon if they can't play every day, but joining and then not being heard of again is a no-no. Inactivity longer than a month or two without reason (Leave forms to be filled out in triplicate, signed in blood. Thumb prints required (And no I don't need a poo sample!)), will get you summarily booted out the clan. We're friendists, see... so if you ain't being friendly-like, see, we'll boot you out, see? ++
What you get with your membership:
Sport the nifty |WrG| clan tag in your games (Remember to suck in your gut if anybody kills you - gotta make a good impression!) (Close your mouth when you get tea-bagged. I mean, yuck! Salty... yucky. Spit spit spit)
A nifty @wargeeks.org email address, and access to various War Geeks branded Google Apps sites. This is optional (You need to ask ThisGeek for access!).
Chat to other clan members via some or other IM flavour of the day, or whatever your favourite means of being stalked is.
Hear all the weird accents and deep voices that various members have via Team Speak. Listen to drunken arguments, rage quits and yells of HAX, FAGIT and other loud expletives! Be warned - this chat is NOT for the sensitive!
You'll be friends with Voicy!
Read the forums. Leave confused.
An excuse to see your therapist.
Your cell number scrawled on the back of an East Gate toilet stall door, free of charge.
Mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night (Free service)
Be a Geek. Be a War Geek.
Updated 12 August 2010
*Attributed to SenorBlinky
+Yes, I know this is not a question. Durrrr.
++If you're blind, then I apologise for using the word 'see' so much. Damnit. I did it again. See? Erk.
We are a community consisting of mostly warped computer gamers from all over South Africa that have joined together to meet people, and tea-bag them. We do not take games seriously, unless we're playing a clannie. Then we get all serious-like and start tea-bagging our team mates. Even if they're not dead. We're odd like that.
If you're looking for serious hardcore players, then this clan is not for you.
We just want to have fun, and hopefully kick some virtual ass while doing it. If we don't kick ass, we sulk a lot, and mope on the forums, generally making the place all smelly. And don't even get me started on that voicy guy...
If we lose a game, we wear icey undies for a while and when someone notices us, we keep really quiet, look away and cough. We've been known to hide in bushes. I'm not telling what has happened while people have been hiding in the alleged bushes. Yes, we allege that they were bushes. We're not saying nuffink. Shh.
If we win, we make sure to expound our virtues at every opportunity. We also puff out our chests, and pat each other on the bums like the cricketers do, BNITPMKOW* (But Not In That Prison Movie Kind Of Way) (Ok, maybe some are ITPMKOW - especially from SenorBlinky, but not all). And don't even get me started on that Flatspin fella.
In order to become a member of the War Geeks clan, you need to be invited by an existing clan member. This means that you need to get to know us a bit, and we need to get to know you (Yummy!). The best way to do this is to register on our forums, and start posting, and take part in the shout box. Don't be a lamer and post one word responses, or go dig up a years old thread just to add 'lol'. I keel j00. In fact, I keel j00 so much that I'll send RocketBoy to play a game of "hide the poo" with you.
There are a number of requirements you need to fulfill in order to be considered for an invitation to the clan:
Requirements:
You must be 18+ [-] and hot, single and female[/-]. We do have younger members, but that's because we need slave labour.
You should be located in South Africa or nearby, and be able to play on the servers/locations that we do. If you're not in South Africa, then hopefully you originated from here. We're locationist bastards. We may ask you some questions to prove your knowledge of South Africa, for example: Port Elizabeth is a hive of scum and villainy.+
You should be completely off your rocker. A stint in a nut house at some stage will probably put you in good stead. This is not an absolute requirement, as spending time with us will probably require you to go for therapy at some stage anyway.
Before we officially invite you, we will discuss it amongst our selves for a number of days, weeks, months, centuries, and then we will create an invitation thread in this forum. You will be required to post in that thread, and give us some info about yourself. Just be warned: It is very likely - in fact, guaranteed - that the thread will stray off topic, and start discussing the revving power of sss's latest ride, and then we might actually discuss his car. Or Stool's lack of um, prowess. Or Org's elegant rage quits. Or Blinky's habit of supplying non-alcoholic beer at gatherings (I mean, seriously?!?!? (Yeah this still gets me!)). Or... wait, what was I talking about again?
Your initial post should at least contain some of the info below:
Age
Bank account details or other bribe (Note, if the bank account is empty, it's no bloody good, now issit, hmm, Vudu?)
Chok'lit sacrifice to the Queen of The Universe (Oh, and don't forget to say hello to 'The Universe' aka Souper). She likes to bite the ears off easter bunnies. Or so I hear.
Why you think half-pint gnomes with prominent nasal hair and eye watering B.O. are seksie.
Your opinion on Ice Cream Socks (I still don't know what the fudge that is all about).
Reason why you want to join the War Geeks. Don't be a suck up. We're NOT the best clan out there, nor do we aim to be (Yes we do. Yessss we doooooo). The reason can be outrageous, and quite honestly, the more creative and funny it is, the better your chance.
We prefer that applicants be at least 18 years old [-]and hot, single and female[/-], mainly because we're a bunch of old farts. I mean, heck, some of us are *gasp* in our 30's (and much, much older). GERROFF MY LAAAAWWWN!
We do encourage nepotism (And no, that's not a fancy word for nipple fetish, mkay?), being a spouse, sister, brother, child or parent of a |WrG| member usually means you can get in to the clan quite easily. :kiss: It also means that you are open to all sorts of abuse. Haha. Muhahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA!
If your invitation is approved, and you become a member of the War Geeks (I suggest setting up an appointment with your therapist then), there are some rules that you will need to be aware of, this one in particular (See the Rules & Guidelines thread in this forum for further info):
Be reasonably active: post on the site, play on the servers. Most importantly, post on the site. No one will be frowned upon if they can't play every day, but joining and then not being heard of again is a no-no. Inactivity longer than a month or two without reason (Leave forms to be filled out in triplicate, signed in blood. Thumb prints required (And no I don't need a poo sample!)), will get you summarily booted out the clan. We're friendists, see... so if you ain't being friendly-like, see, we'll boot you out, see? ++
What you get with your membership:
Sport the nifty |WrG| clan tag in your games (Remember to suck in your gut if anybody kills you - gotta make a good impression!) (Close your mouth when you get tea-bagged. I mean, yuck! Salty... yucky. Spit spit spit)
A nifty @wargeeks.org email address, and access to various War Geeks branded Google Apps sites. This is optional (You need to ask ThisGeek for access!).
Chat to other clan members via some or other IM flavour of the day, or whatever your favourite means of being stalked is.
Hear all the weird accents and deep voices that various members have via Team Speak. Listen to drunken arguments, rage quits and yells of HAX, FAGIT and other loud expletives! Be warned - this chat is NOT for the sensitive!
You'll be friends with Voicy!
Read the forums. Leave confused.
An excuse to see your therapist.
Your cell number scrawled on the back of an East Gate toilet stall door, free of charge.
Mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night (Free service)
Be a Geek. Be a War Geek.
Updated 12 August 2010
*Attributed to SenorBlinky
+Yes, I know this is not a question. Durrrr.
++If you're blind, then I apologise for using the word 'see' so much. Damnit. I did it again. See? Erk.