Patch on Server YEAHHHH

[WAJKILLER2]

They patched almost all the servers, great cant wait to give it a bash.

And to top it all off, most of them are poped up to 64 players, now there we go. Can you imagene strike ar karkand or sharqi with 64 players, thats 8 more people on each side, i can remember from the days playing the demo on 64 player maps. Gulf of oman, nothing funny to hit the 50 kill mark.
Well well have to see here also considering that most of the oaks on the demo were noobs.

Never the less, promising fun. :D

[TG]

Yeah, it's gonna be insane. Looking forward to it.

[stoke]

Yea ... 16 extraplayers is awesome, it means that somebody is more than likely sitting on an AA launcher and keeping them planes under control ...

[doobiwan]

Dying to take out a chopper with a pistol ;)

Any idea what the new arming distance for the grenade launcher is like?

[Ruslan74]

Any idea what the new arming distance for the grenade launcher is like?

must be around 2 meters away from the closest buddy. :p

[w1z4rd]

Yea ... 16 extraplayers is awesome, it means that somebody is more than likely sitting on an AA launcher and keeping them planes under control ...

I heard the AA is far more deadlier. Yay.

The servers did not have 64 players on them already? Did i miss something? .20 and .31 are 64 players right? Im n00b so I may have missed something.

[stoke]

They started off 64 and then lag forced them doen to 48 and now one is back up at 64.

[doobiwan]

. .. . and I'm betting lag will push them back down to 48 . . .

Personally I find even 48 is too many peeps on a server, there's not enough time for your average cannon fodder (like me) to get enough kills for awards.

[TG]

Apparently the servers performance has been improved with the patch, so they're testing 64 to see how it goes.

[Brawler]

I played a full 64 server now, was BS lag is unbearable

[stoke]

Lag is soo bad an apc can go 20m forwards and 20m back and look like it's standing still.

[SlappY]

Super laggy, 64 = crappo, I spit on the floor in disgust! Ghaapooiee!

[NerdBoyZa]

/me steps on SlappY's spit, as the lag in the room is so bad, he didn't see it happen.

[Brawler]

OK they made it a 48max server again.
much better.:D

[TG]

My problem now tho - is all the frikkin snipers dumping claymores everywhere!

I've been killed by more claymores tonight than any other weapon!

[doobiwan]

I have to say it again. P90 rocks! :D

[fivel]

I kept shocking guys in the gonads....i would also wake up if I was shocked there!

[NerdBoyZa]

I kept shocking guys in the gonads....i would also wake up if I was shocked there!

Fivel, As usual you do not disappoint with your "Terry Pratchett" style writing.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

* Sister-in-Law & wife look at me strangely whilst I snigger away at the computer screen.*

[doobiwan]

interesting it appears the new punishment for noob toobing a nearby wall is Crash to Desktop !?!

[TG]

Hmm.. Oh yeah, interesting thing I noticed as well - dunno if it's the new patch, or the bf2cc scripts - but everybody gets notified when someone punishes. Quite interesting.

I noted on Karkand that there were a couple of punishes, but after that, there was nothing. I guess the lamers got embarassed at everybody seeing the punishment.

[Ruslan74]

so guys overall, hows the patch doing? so for tonight i suppose its OK to be patched up now?

[TG]

Yeppers. Patch up.

[doobiwan]

Well, if you not going to Noob toob any walls . . .

[SlappY]

OK... help me out here. What the dickens is noob tubing??? I aint from da hood! So I aint down wit da Lingo.... ya dig, Yaw'l.

[TG]

Noob toobing (or tubing) is using the grenade launcher.

[SlappY]

Oh... it all make sense now.

[stoke]

N00b's start off playing assault cos it's the default selection and eventually they press 4 and discover the grenade launcher, and - being N00b's - their first 30 or so shots take out half the team, hence the instant dislike for peeps who use grenade launchers.

But ... an experienced N00b tuber is much respected nowdays.

[TG]

Yup, the suckers can nail you half a map away.

[doobiwan]

but it take's real skill to TK your whole squad with one shot ;)

[FeralBanana]

lmao doobi

good pt.

However, as resident master of all things tk, I hardly ever use assault. Much easier with A) C4
and B) Claymore
and C) late night with creepy lights and shadows and an itchy trigger finger and a shotgun... :P

[Darnit696]

BOO!

Aaaaaarrgggg!


Ha look at that its true.

Medic


MEDIC


:D

[Punky3025]

I for one am enjoying the new patch. My first gun choice many many years ago when battlefield started was the PKM support gun. :cry: . It sucked until now. Once again I will glady bear Darnit and Drusky's Ammo because I can actually kill someone without throwing ammo at them or having to comnpete at the rifle range with a 45 acp :D MUCH HAPPINESS.

[stoke]

F2000 -

I did a quick test ... ran ... dived to ground ... wait 1 second ... shoot 5 rounds at spot in wall 7m away.
Oh look .... not one bullet hit the spot. NOT ONE.
Pathetic.

[Punky3025]

Stoke no like new patch Stoke get shot lots Stoke complain. Cheer up I'm sure they will fix it 4 u. In meantime does anyone know if Special forces works ??

[Ruslan74]

is the PKM really better than in the previous patches?

/me goes off to find Stoke and tell him to stand still 50m away to test PKM

:p

[stoke]

/stoke is 50, away ... runs ... dives ... waits one second ... aims hiz PKM ... shoots.
* wakes up ... coffee is frozen ... stoke does not have a PKM ... *
Grrrrrrrr