I Am The One And Only Punky!!!!

[Punky3025]

Just because i'm very busy at work ( to lazy to type) and hardly ever post some wonderful clannie says to me " Who the hell is this Punky" :confused:

Well I was one of the first ( first 10 I think)

So be respectful and bow :bow: :bow: when you see me coming and I might share my ammo ( Humility has always been a problem for me)

SO THAT IS WHO THE HELL PUNKY IS

[Darnit696]

I can attest to that.
... and grumpy on occasion. :rofl:

[TG]

Yup, Punky is one of the original clan members :)
He's a slacker like XEye when it comes to taking part in the forums, lol!
:D

[fivel]

:booty: we love you punky :booty:

[Darnit696]

:rofl:

[FeralBanana]

you know, I don't actually think I've ever seen Xeye on the forums... ? :P

[Darnit696]

You have to look very carefully and dont blink.... :D

[rainy]

Yeah, because he's here and gone again in the blink of an eye :p

[{lostmarble}]

:D Ma Bad, thought I had spotted an |WrG| imposter....:p

[FeralBanana]

what... do we have a new game? 'the hunt for the |WrG| imposter' :P

[XEye]

I was here

[stoke]

The one who posts after Xeye can kill him right ?
/me reserves the right to edit this post and kill XEye if this r true.

[TG]

You know, every time I see this thread title, I have this blast of..

"I ammmmmmm the only and onlyyyyyy" Remember? Late 80's, early 90's.. Chesney Hawke I think (If that's even how you spell it).

Gah. Oh well.

/me turns over and goes back to sleep.

[rainy]

Chesney Hawkes. Don't ask why I know that...

[Bass]

Whooo ! - XEye !!! amazing ... ;)

[doobiwan]

Showing your age geek. Don't worry I rememeber it too :(

[FeralBanana]

woah. I must be blessed. It seems a miracle has happened.








For those of you that are A) Batsherbit Insane
or B) Really Drunk, I am talking about the fact that Xeye ACTUALLY posted on our forums!!!!

[TG]

Shhh... you'll scare him away!

[Darnit696]

Speaking of scaring and sort of on topic with the I am the one and only theme. It seems that the 1.2 patch has done one good thing. Punishers are now identified to everyone like so

"Tetraspektra punishes MerC Marty1. TetraSpektra has 1 punishes and 0 forgives."

I like that it keeps tally. Wankers beware!
:D

[FeralBanana]

Yeah... That does help... Some **** PTK'd me after SEEING all 4 enemies right there, me chucking a nade in, and he runs in just coz he thought it was some blerrie stick or something... >:(

[NerdBoyZa]

You know, every time I see this thread title, I have this blast of..

"I ammmmmmm the only and onlyyyyyy" Remember? Late 80's, early 90's.. Chesney Hawke I think (If that's even how you spell it).

Gah. Oh well.

* thisgeek turns over and goes back to sleep.

Don't know if I should admit this, but .... I was the proud owner of their LP (Yes, please note LP, not CD).

[rainy]

Owner is ok, LP as well - but proud???

/me thinks we let Nerdboy in too soon... ;)

[NerdBoyZa]

Ok. I see what you're getting at - proud was the completely wrong word to use.

/me hangs head in shame!

[Darnit696]

You know ther was a time when gay meant happy. Thats all... just fun loving and happy. People called their daughters Gay. There was even a shop in Boksburg called Gay Fashions. It was in the main street down just past the hotel and the FNB on the opposite side of the road. *sigh*

[SosmanSA]

Now all the ballies get to reminisce b4 the alzheimers kicks in.

[SosmanSA]

;)

well I'm still on the younger side of thirty ... at least this month

[Darnit696]

Alzheimers whats that? ... and who the hell are you? ... where am I?

[Darnit696]

I was here

See lads now here is an example to all of you... Someone who moves through life with economy, not wasting our Earth's precious resources on sprouting blithering rubbish like the rest of us (Like this). No. Instead simple yet effective communication. I quote "I came, I saw, I conquered" I forget who said it some Roman general fellow who conquered the known world.
So let me take the liberty of translating for you.

"I was here"

I came to this thread
I saw the drivel
I found nothing worthy of further comment.

I like the simplicity.



I think I 've had too much coffee.
:D

[Darnit696]

;)

well I'm still on the younger side of thirty ... at least this month
MWHAAAHAAAHAHAHA
YES! We are waiting for yoooouuu Sozman. Come to us. It is inevitable. You cannot flee. Your walking stick is in the mail on its way to you as we speak. :p

[stoke]

Yeah... That does help... Some **** PTK'd me after SEEING all 4 enemies right there, me chucking a nade in, and he runs in just coz he thought it was some blerrie stick or something... >:(ROFFFFFEL ! .... Thats cos there are some glitches in the patch [obviously] and your guy was shouting "Fetch" instead of "Hand Grenade" ... dubious coding mishap ... happens all the time :p.

[Darnit696]

Have you noticed that you dont hear your guy say that stuff. So there you are a medic quietly capping a flag. You got yourself a pozzie you think is safe. You're lying there quietly and you think (thats where the trouble comes in BTW) to yourself 'Perhaps I should drop a bag or two right here in front of me in case the kak hits the fan' So you do. What you do not realise is that your man is shouting "MEDICS ANYONE." "GET MEDICS" at the top of his bloody voice. The enemy who up till then was having trouble finding you no longer has this problem, shortly twenty heavily armed Middle Eastern types flock to your position....

[stoke]

Yea ... and there's this wierd thing about reloading as well ... nothing happening.
Press R.
<CLICK> <CLICKETTY CLICK> <SMACK> <WHACK> <SLOT> <KACHING>
Oh look ... enemy strolling towards you
<CLICK> <CLICK> <SLOTKATCH> <KACHING>
Oh look ... enemy notices you ... why ? Cos of all the freaking noise !
<CLICK> <KLICK> BOOM. Dead.

Never mind the damn reload bug. Which is even worser now with the improvements.

/man I love complaining :p !

[Punky3025]

Complaints Complaints. Uou're both just upset beacuse now I am shooting your butts ( Punky banks cheque from EA painting complainants as raving lunatics)

[stoke]

Mom ... Punky'z being orrible to me !
My mom will sort you out one time ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Drusky]

You know, every time I see this thread title, I have this blast of..

"I ammmmmmm the only and onlyyyyyy" Remember? Late 80's, early 90's.. Chesney Hawke I think (If that's even how you spell it).

Gah. Oh well.

* thisgeek turns over and goes back to sleep.
That's OK, when I saw this thread I got to wondering. What if he weren't the one and only Punky? What if there were two? Or three? Or... Soon I was frothing at the mouth, rolling around on the floor and some staff had to come and carry me into the cold room and chuck me in the brine bath till I'd calmed down. Brrrrrrrrrr.

[TG]

Damnit. Stop trawling up this thread!

"Eyeeeee yaaaammmm the one and onlayyyyyyyyyy..."

Fork. It's started again.

Shurrup.

*mutter mutter*

[Punky3025]

I am surprised at my own popularity> I love ME

[SaintMg]

I Love Me Too

[stoke]

*sic*

[FeralBanana]

meetwo

[TG]

I've looked bloody EVERYWHERE for a copy of that song to attach to this post.

Niks, nada, nothing. :(

[stoke]

For some bizzare reason ... i'm quite relieved ... and no ... i don't know what song you're on about [thankfully] :p

[SaintMg]

i was a bit confussed too about what TG was talking about but i left as not to be seen as a stain :confused:

[TG]

Courtesy of Darnit (yes, you can blame him for this!)

The mind virus!

[stoke]

/me refuses to download it !

[TG]

Oh come on... you *know* you want to! :)

Mebbe I should embed it!

Muhahahahaha

[stoke]

Abuse of power is not nice .... expecially with this kind of thing ... :sad:

[NerdBoyZa]

Oh come on... you *know* you want to! :)

Mebbe I should embed it!

Muhahahahaha

:rofl:

Wouldn't it be cool if you could force peeps to listen to a particular song when they view a thread.... Then again maybe not.

Darnit beat me to it, or I would of found a copy somewhere.

[Punky3025]

Abuse of power is not nice .... expecially with this kind of thing ... :sad:


Some reasons for resurrecting this thread:

1) I am still the one and only Punky

2) This will drive TG nuts

3) Please see quote above. The pot who called the kettle black.......look at what you have become Mr EDITEVERYBODIESSTUFF

4) I am the 1 and only PUNKY :bow:

[Askari]

Yes dear, youre still the only one and only only.

[Punky3025]

OMG is all I have to say Askari AND Nutter is very jealous so watch it.

[Drusky]

And the incessant teasing begins...

I will lend you my white jacket.... What? No don't worry Stoke it's a one size fits all type of jacket :D

[SaintMg]

I ain playing tailgunner again......



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[Punky3025]

Ok lets redirect people. THIS IS ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY PUNKY

[TG]

/me 's lock finger is very itchy...

[Punky3025]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stoke]

This thread is dying of old age.
I am having a pity party for the Punky .. aka .. Pinky.
Ebberybodeee is welcome .. hexcept for Pinky Punky :punk:!
:ras: :boxing:

[TG]

/me slaps stoke with an anvil for reviving this thread

[stoke]

Me head is spinning to the soundz of ....
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymmmm the one and oooooooooooooonnlleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :machinegun: :flame: :grah:

*rubs HUUUGE bump on side of head*

/me does protesteth ...
Well ... who posted that song ?
Who who who?

Highveld played it this morning ... not my fault!

[Punky3025]

/me is planning an old stinky slipper burning party.

To the Stake I tell you to the Stake. :burn:

[Punky3025]

I mean can you imagine a thread "I am the one and only stoke"

Two thoughts on that

1) Thank God there is infact only 1

2) No one would read it....BORING

[stoke]

True luuurve .. yea .. true luuurve.

[me steps into Argentina to get out of Punky's head's way]

[Ga5can]

I was actually looking for the perfect definition of "White noise" ... and here I found it, in this thread .... just listen ... ssshshshshshss punky sshshshshss

[Bass]

:roffel:

[Punky3025]

/me adds Ga5can to my "Ugly People List"

[Askari]

Gascan, how will you cope! Oh shock and oh horror!

[Ga5can]

What a night!!! ... it seems like the "Ugly people list" is real!

Things started happening to me immediately after I got onto the list ... and these are the effects:
** I slept like a baby and the alarm did not go off, not even once!
** My dog brought in the news paper, without chewing it ... or as I call it "reading it to pieces."
** Nobody stole the milk delivery!
** My neighbour greeted me with a smile! (please do remember, this is Jo'burg ... and might also answer the point above)
** The cats did not leave me any little gifts on the carpet. (dead or alive)
** It rained last night, such an awesome morning!
** My boss called and said they are going to promote me!

After carefull thought, we would like to ask Punky to add a few more names to that "dreaded" list :D

[stoke]

You let the secret out.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Somepeople just need to be tortured to the end. :grr:

[FeralBanana]

Ooh! Ooh! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! :D

Oh how i wish I wish i was a fish... = /

[stoke]

I wish I was a chilli plant. Except when I don't want to be one anymore.

[Punky3025]

@ Ga5can. To be really Eastern Cape : "you liiiiiiie me brue' "

[Ga5can]

:( aaahhh ... Punky, you caught me out!

My boss did call, and did give me the promotion ... but he also wants me to go to Malaysia and present to the board! So I am off next week Monday to Kuala Lumpur!

@Stoke ... you are a totally wicked chilly bush ... until you dont want to be one anymore :D

[stoke]

ME IS A CHILLY BUSH! :woot:
Have fun Ga5can!

[Ga5can]

No what do you do with a drunken Chilly Bush ... oh what do you do with a drunken chilly bush ... earl-i in tha morning ...

[Punky3025]

Well done with the promo. Seeing as I caused it I want 50 % of your pay increase

[stoke]

Remember that TG gets the other 50% for providing the venue.

[TG]

I can live with that! :D

[Ga5can]

I am all for sharing ... if you want half of the increase, you must do half of the new work and take half of the responsibilities as well :D

oh, please decide which half of you is coming with to Malaysia as I have to make space in my suitcase.

[FeralBanana]

I prefer the outside half of me - the inside half people kinda freak out at = /

[stoke]

Am I half full or half empty? :confused:

[Ga5can]

Stoke ... I think you are full-empty ... or other wise Fulemty

[stoke]

Rhetorical!
Rhetorical!
Rhetorical!
MKAY!
Drammit!

[Ga5can]

@Stoky .... It is still a rhetorical questions if it is answered? :D

[stoke]

*sigh*

[SaintMg]

*burp*

[stoke]

:fart:

[Ga5can]

at least no-one has been dropping hints or winds ...


.... OK, I stand corrected ... I got beaten to the posting and now have to leave this thread as it is kinda smelly ... sies Stoke!!!!!

[stoke]

:D :owned:

[SaintMg]

[cough][cough] :arr: :hurl: SIES STOKIE SIES :burn: :dead: