I am the Thread Killer

[Onyx]

I don't like to mix my varieties.

[Vortex]

I separate all my smarties into little colour piles. I then eat all the lonesome stragglers and then 'balance' the piles by eating all the extras. Then I order them by colour into a nice rainbow effort and eat all the red, then orange, etc..

I don't know WHY people call me Obessive Compulsive..? :confused:

[stoke]

Try almost anything once!

[Onyx]

I separate all my smarties into little colour piles. I then eat all the lonesome stragglers and then 'balance' the piles by eating all the extras. Then I order them by colour into a nice rainbow effort and eat all the red, then orange, etc..


:rofl: I do exactly the same!! Except its not Smarties but Sour Beans.

[stoke]

I down the first 1/4 of the smarties .. multicoloured fun!
Then I chomp each one in any order individually till there's 1/4 left.
Then I teeth-split the remaining 4/5ths of those - this involves putting the smartie inbetween the inscisors and spiltting it in half and then sucking the chocolate out and then crunching the candy shell.
Then the last 5 except for one, i try to make last uber long by sucking them till they are all gone.
And the last one I send out to go buy more, and if it refuses, i eat it.

[Onyx]

I used to teeth-split mine, but now I just down them.
I can't remember when last I had a box of smarties :hmmm:

[stoke]

Smarties were introduced in 1937.
That's a lawng time ago.

[Onyx]

What did they have before Smarties, I wonder :hmmm:

[WingNut]

uhm.. Dummies?

[stoke]

toffee!

[Onyx]

Easy Bake Toffee

1 cup butter
1 cup brown sugar, packed
2 1/2 cups chopped pecans, divided use
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

1. Preheat oven to 375*F (190*C). Lightly butter a 13 x 9 x 2-inch baking pan; set aside.
2. Combine butter and brown sugar in a heavy, medium saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Stir in 2 cups of pecans.
3. Pour into the prepared pan and bake 15 for minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle with the chocolate chips; when chips have softened, spread evenly over toffee. Sprinkle remaining 1/2 cup pecans on top. Let cool completely and break into pieces. Store in airtight container.

Makes about 2 pounds candy.

[stoke]

2 pounds .. that's like R50 ... :hmmm:

wait .. 190 degree'z ... i remember ... i tried this once .. and my baking pan warped in the heat and poured the toffee allover the oven. The oven started smoking and then i had to go save my kitchen instead of getting my pistol badge.

[SaintMg]

and chocolate chip COOOOKIES :hmmm:

[stoke]

with marzipan?

[TG]

Cashew nuts!

[stoke]

The next post will be super intelligent.

[TG]

This will only make sense if you've watched the British sitcom Coupling.

[said in a broad scottish brogue]
Breasts!

[stoke]

The previous post was super intelligent, but the post before that was absolutely striking.

[Vortex]

OMW - that was super random!

Thanks Onyx - Tres will be trying this out on the weekend.. (she just don't know it yet!) :rofl:

Ooops.. I forgot she can read this stuff now..

[stoke]

Me scolds the previous post.
Unfortunately it ignores I.

[SaintMg]

R0535 4R3 R3D, V10l375 4R3 BLU3, 1337 P037RY 5UCK5

[TG]

No shit.

[stoke]

HEY! I woz winning!

[EyeBall]

nope .. not anymore :P

[senorblinky]

is it another one of those?

[Sir40]

What??????.....Bhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stoke]

You are getting bored with this thread ...

[Sir40]

YIP
:gyes:

[Onyx]

Maybe it needs a breath of fresh air :D :) :p

[senorblinky]

soos melktert gegeurde spookasem!

[SaintMg]

i prefer chocolate chip cookies and milk

[Onyx]

ooooo... like the ones I made you :gyes:

bunny milk FTW! :woot:

[Badapple]

I like the 'chips ahoy chocolate chip cookies' they GREAT!!

[Onyx]

Yes :gyes: those are very yummy.
I gave Blikkies a packet of those once ....wonder what he did with them :hmmm:

[stoke]

Me sneaks a post in.

[FeralBanana]

/me slaps stoke with a phishing filter

[Ga5can]

Yes :gyes: those are very yummy.
I gave Blikkies a packet of those once ....wonder what he did with them :hmmm:

They were APPRECIATED ... really!

[veer477]

This is a very long thread... When will it end :eek:

[TG]

It'll end when I delete it... muhahahhaah...muhahahhahahahhaahhaaaaaak haaak HAK HAAKA KAKAKAAA *KOFF*

[Ga5can]

That does not sound too good TG! too much WoW?

[stoke]

It's the sickness!

[Sir40]

All times are GMT +2. The time now is 02:54 PM.

:blink:

[EyeBall]

This thread can't be killed ..... unless

/me shoots thread in da head with an AT rocket !!
Die Die die !!!!

[Sir40]

:snipe:
/me shoots eyeball in da eye wiff a M95...
/me killed the thread killer :D

...is he dead :blink:

[TG]

This thread uses HAX!

[Vortex]

This just in: Water flavoured water - just add water. (No preservatives, intentional flavourants or colourants added)

[TG]

bleeble

[SunnyCash]

Dun dun dun...
Honky Tonk

[veer477]

Its madness I say ... pure madness..
But its madness that keeps us going in this country :cool:

[TG]

Madness?

THIS IS WARGEEKS!

[Onyx]

:woot:

[stoke]

Madness?

THIS IS WARGEEKS!ROFLPIMP! Man ... my sides! eeek! :p :p :p :p :p :bow:

[Drusky]

I wonder if adult nappies would be good for peeps that ROFLPIMP a lot.

[stoke]

Yes they are. ROFLMAOPIMP with comfort! And .. I don;t have to go crawling around looking for my :shutup:

[EyeBall]

Why won't you guys just let it die allready ....sigh

[Sir40]

no!!! LET IT LIVE!!!!
LONG LIVE THIS USELESS THREAD!!!!
:woot:

[stoke]

This thread denies existing.

[SaintMg]

☺☺☺☺:confused:☺☺☺☺
:confused:what thread:confused:
☺☺☺☺:confused:☺☺☺☺

[Onyx]

What happens when you pull on a thread? :hmmm:

[Sir40]

WELL...its still here..ain't it:rolleyes:
...and don't you RED PPL go kill it now.. :p

[Drusky]

I say let it die after this post, then I will be THE thread killer muwahahahahah B@

[TG]

No such luck there, Mr Boodles.

[stoke]

Sometimes tragedy is comedy.

[TG]

Yeah, like it's really funny when Mrs Thackery fell down the stairs and broke her cat.......

[senorblinky]

Remind me to sing this at the next braai, i won't be able to play guitar though...

There was an old woman who lived alone
No one called her on the telephone
She went into the woods one day
Found a young chimp, who had gone astray

She took that little primate home
So she wouldn’t have to be alone
They spent the winter together
Warm in their love, despite the harshness of the winter weather

The chimp and the woman
Living together in a house of stone
The chimp and the woman
They made that house a home

The chimp and the woman were happy there
The chimp was safe; the woman had found a friend
But when the townsfolk heard of this bizarre affair
They said, how could she love a creature that is covered with hair?

They came with axes and torches
They burned the front and back porches
They kicked in the door
Shouting, "Death to the chimp-loving whore!"

But she was gone; no one knew where they went
Years went by, the world spun around
Then one day, a strange creature walked into town
It came in from the wild
It was a half-human half-chimp hybrid child
And it said:

I am a chimpy child
On whom fortune has smiled
if we could live in peace
i know all hatred would cease
We could live with love
share the blessings from up above
if we could just hold hands
maybe then, we'd understand

And the people....
the people...
They beat it to death with a rock
pom pom!

[TG]

Ok, I have to hear you sing that one.

[Vortex]

I don't want to hear him sing.. Well.. :hmmm: perhaps that would be quite entertaining after all..

[Vortex]

Drusky made me do it..

[Voicy]

this is unfair ... you guys never want to hear me sing my gunner or arty songs :(

[SunnyCash]

I want to hear you sing song Voicy

[TG]

SOMEONE started singing during sniper wars. Fortunately my mind kind of blanked out at that point, so I don't know who it was... :p

[stoke]

nothing

[Vortex]

gnihton

[stoke]

bob

[Vortex]

/me can't remember the correct response to 'bob'..

[Voicy]

SOMEONE started singing during sniper wars. Fortunately my mind kind of blanked out at that point, so I don't know who it was... :p

*giggle*

what? why's everyone looking at ME ???

I dont know what you're talking about.

[Arbythep00nage]

nooooo, there cant be another TK thread.
I was trying to ween myself off of the last one.
*sigh*

[stoke]

this thread does not exist

[veer477]

It doesn't. oh my where am I?

[Onyx]

Its all in the imagination...

[stoke]

the far outer edges of the edgeless void ...

[TG]

where no-one can hear you scream ...

[Sir40]

thee outer limits

[TG]

of your imagination ...

[stoke]

where existance is impossible ...

[Vortex]

And all the clouds taste like candifloss..

[Voicy]

where and you can do ANYTHING , anything at all ... at Zombocom !

[stoke]

where Zombocom is not infinite ...

[Sheepy]

There is no thread killer thread

/me waves his hand in a Jedi'esque manner

[stoke]

*!curses!*

[Drusky]

Howls like a wulfe and gallops off to the moone.

[stoke]

/me turns on the off button

[Vortex]

/me turns off the on button

[Noodle]

/me presses the big red button with the "Do not push sign" above it...

[stoke]

/me installs "Warning dangerous sign" sign

[Vortex]

/me signs 'do not look at this' in sign language..

[TG]

/me leans against "Warning dangerous" sign, and thinks ... "What, me, worry?"

[Noodle]

Ooooh tg living on da edge!

[stoke]

/me sticks a "Stop reading this Poster" poster in the toilet.

[Arbythep00nage]

/me feels inexplicably drawn to read the poster...

[Arbythep00nage]

so is this the local postwhoring section?

[Voicy]

/me opens a post brothel :D *signs sold seperately, batteries not included*

[Noodle]

Do you still get the complimentary hand cuffs though? Or are you going for the whips now? :whip:

[stoke]

no postwhoring possible here ... post count does not ++ here
/me sells batteries (incompatible with brothels and signs)

[Vortex]

/me checks his 'before' post count..

[Noodle]

no postwhoring possible here ... post count does not ++ here
* stoke;79231 sells batteries (incompatible with brothels and signs)

What flat batteries?

[Vortex]

/me checks his 'post' post count..

[stoke]

You wanted round ones?

[Vortex]

:sad:

[stoke]

yup, move along saddened potential postwhore

[Voicy]

the anti post whore post section now open :D

[stoke]

voicy is a terd

[TG]

terd is voicy

[TG]

and I read that as 'tard initially. I agree both ways tho.

:p

[Sir40]

the voice from the toilet is a terd???

[stoke]

toilet humour goes down the drain

[Drusky]

Clockwise right? coz were in the southern hemisphere. British terds circle the other way.

[stoke]

anti-clockwise .... a word that exists just because they did not want to call it clockstupid.

[Drusky]

That's just anticlever.

[Vortex]

Well that's just the sort of blinkered phillistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage..

Apologies to Monty Python

[stoke]

there you go again, personifying garbage dumps

[Vortex]

I find it amazing just how pig-ignorant those non-creative garbage dumps are?!
:hmmm:

[stoke]

aminalifying?

[Vortex]

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Did you mean: ammonifying

[stoke]

suddenly the word wizard appears and then eats his own words

[Arbythep00nage]

who mentioned toilet humour?

[Arbythep00nage]

suddenly the word wizard appears and then eats his own words

Word wizards dont eat words, they just wave a wand and they dissapear.

[stoke]

suddenly the word wizard waves a wand and dissapears

[Arbythep00nage]

If anyone lives in durban then please to Johnys (near overport city) and get me a big ol roti, then fax it to me.
Thanks
:D

[stoke]

appreciation is appreciated

[FeralBanana]

... and this is unlocked because?

[TG]

'twas never locked, young padawan.

Obi Won TG

[Drusky]

It was hidden from you young padawan to maintain balance in the farce.

[Drusky]

I am the thread killer :flex:

[TG]

That time, you may have gotten away with it. But this time will be different. Oh yes, it will be. Oh yes, it will be.

[Arbythep00nage]

That time, you may have gotten away with it. But this time will be different. Oh yes, it will be. Oh yes, it will be.
Ooh another tk, my services are needed!


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[TG]

No, no they are not. Go away.

[Arbythep00nage]

:(

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[Vortex]

___Sent from my Android using Tapatalk Pro___

^ This is the REAL thread killer!

[Arbythep00nage]

Dont be a hater because of my android fanboyism :p

[TG]

Dont be a hater because of my android fagboyism :p

Fixed.

[Flatty]

"It's perfectly normal for both girls and guys to have hair in their "butt-crack" — the area around the anus and between the cheeks of the buttocks. In fact, most people have hair in this area."

[TG]

Dude. No. Siff.
I don't want to hear about your hairy butt crack.

[Thumponius]

Say NO to crack!

Pull your pants up.

[TG]

And here endeth the lesson

[Arbythep00nage]

I told you my services were needed!

Whenever there is spamming to be done I get this 6th sense that draws me to the source.

[Thumponius]

Troll.

[TG]

Ogre.

[Thumponius]

Shrek.

[Lynus]

Wayne Rooney.

[Arbythep00nage]

I like pie

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[TG]

I like poo

Fixed.

[Flatty]

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

[TG]

Never take a blind drunk to a silent film.

Fixed.

[Flatty]

Someone needs to remove TG's admin rights. :p

[Arbythep00nage]

lol!! sneaky bugger.

[Vortex]

:greenshoessmily:

[TG]

You too, can have my "admin rights". It's this nifty feature called 'Reply with quote'.
D'oh!

[Vortex]

You too, can have my "admin rights". It's this shifty feature called 'Reply with quote'.
D'oh!

Like that?

[Flatty]

You too, can have my "admin rights". It's this nifty feature called 'Reply with quote'.
D'oh!

Shaddap. :p

[TG]

Like that?


Shaddap. :p

And then there's multi-quote. Wooooooo!

[Arbythep00nage]

Teegee wants to touch you on your multi-quote.

[TG]

Don't touch me on my multi-quote!

You bloody agent!

[Flatty]

"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."

[Nitty]

What has that got to do with anything Flatty? :confused:

[TG]

It doesn't have to do anything with anything, as it matters not in here.

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OOoh. It's all echoey in here.

Echo! (Echo... cho... o...)

[senorblinky]

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

[Hoss]

hmmm, my brother in-law rubs his eyes ... :hmmm:

[Lynus]

What has that got to do with anything Flatty? :confused:

Find a TK anywhere where the people actually make sense :p

[TG]

Oh look, a seagull!

[Vortex]

I see your seagull, and raise you a purple mushroom.. :flatty:

[Nitty]

hmmm, my brother in-law rubs his eyes ... :hmmm:

Why do you wake up next to your brother-in-law in the morning? :eek:

[Arbythep00nage]

hmmm, my brother in-law rubs his eyes ... :hmmm:

your brother in law also listens to britney spears.

[Flatty]

"Once while lost, I found and ate some bright purple mushrooms figuring such a friendly colour could not possibly be dangerous. A short time later, a beetle and I discussed the differences between the director's cut of Bladerunner and the cinematic release."

[senorblinky]

Telkom is actually a good name for a sperm bank.

[Arbythep00nage]

Shrooms are toxic unless in their dried state. If you were to eat one in its fleshy form then it would most likely kill you.
They are also legal to buy and sell unless dried in which case they are illegal.

[Flatty]

I like dried mushrooms. :gyes:

[Nitty]

You are a dry mushroom :p

[Thumponius]

Another of Mother Nature's ways of saying, 'Hi!'

[Flatty]

There's a rat in the kitchen, there's a rat....

Oh, wait, it's a gnome. So easy to get confused.

[TG]

Stop picking on Gnomes.

[Ga5can]

Stop picking on Gnomes.
Well, they are the right height to pick ON! and they make those funny noises when you do.

[Nitty]

Stop picking on Gnomes.

The boss has spoken :D


Well, they are the right height to pick ON! and they make those funny noises when you do.

Ga55ie :baseballbat: Listen to the boss man.

[Flatty]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mCnGPgNsXWQ/S5S_l55RGrI/AAAAAAAABgM/Vlfk6BExlJk/s1600/vintage-tattoo13.jpg

[TG]

Random post is random.

---------- Post added at 03:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:52 PM ----------

I'm sure that's just Flatty in drag.

[Drusky]

I never pick my gnomes. Unless I'm really hungry of course.

[Nitty]

I'm going to start a petition for Dru to remove his avatar :yucky:

[Flatty]

Stop making sense!

[Nitty]

Why?

[Flatty]

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0910/2685_e443.jpeg

Well, are you? It's a valid question.

---------- Post added at 01:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:09 PM ----------

http://asset.soup.io/asset/1094/9464_2ff5.jpeg

[GeroW4lll]

I'm going to start a petition for Dru to remove his avatar :yucky:

Why, what is it? I can't remember, I've Adblocked it so long ago. I also used Adblock to not see all those eyes back when those were fashionable avatars. In tools, addons, getaddons, type Adblock in the search block. Then install Adblock plus. If you don't like a picture, you only ever have to see it once. Right click it and select block. Done. not in IExplorer though.

[Nitty]

Ah, thanks Gero. So if he puts up a new avatar, will I be able to see that automatically? Or will all the avatars be blocked from now on?

[TG]

No, you can block a specific image.

[Nitty]

Ah, ty :)

[GeroW4lll]

You are using Firefox right? I never remember who's up to what date on their geekiness. I guess we should all be Chrome by now, but I'm nonconformist - which is a bit more geeky.

[Nitty]

Nope. My browser at the office is very old. I can't update it because I don't have admin rights :meh:

We're on chrome at home :rofl:

[GeroW4lll]

I hate how they plan to make Firefox more like Chrome. If I wanted Chrome, I'd have used Chrome.

[Flatty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C8nl8eBoq0

[Thumponius]

Flatty the waiter.

[Hoss]

http://moviecarpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/slammin-salmon-poster.jpg

[TG]

http://moviecarpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/slammin-salmon-poster.jpg

Have you seen this movie? (The Slammin' Salmon) - very funny.

[Hoss]

Yes; Broken Lizard are all sorts of win! Flatty (and thumpy's reference) made me think of the piss cat waiter (2nd from left), hence the image post.

[Flatty]

Looks like I've found a new movie to watch.

[Arbythep00nage]

Looks like flatty is actually the thread killer. Just saying :p

[Nitty]

Are you trying to tickle TG on his birthday? :lmao:

[TotalWar]

28th September last year. :rofl:

Flatty what was the movie? :D

[Vortex]

I started watching Slammin' Sammon - I just couldn't finish it.. :gno:

[Darnit696]

From the forum statistics

http://wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=3490&d=1299563687

Just saying :p

[Nitty]

:woot: I don't feature :banana:

[Megnut3025]

:woot: I don't feature :banana:

For once this is a good thing!! :gyes: :woohoo:

*highfive*

:pompom:

[TotalWar]

How can you be on the list, there are a couple of you who will reply to yourselves until someone else posts. :D

[Sheepy]

And who says women always have to have the last word :D

[Nitty]

Ahem

[TotalWar]

Anything

[Vortex]

And who says women always have to have the last word :D

Anything a guy says after that is a whole NEW argument!

[TotalWar]

Just trying to not let Nitty have the last word.

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Oh, and this is my 1000th post. :woot:

[Nitty]

Only 1000? You slacker!

[Arbythep00nage]

Bunch of blerrie slackers :p
And TK is back in the house!

[TotalWar]

Yes well unlike you nitty I do not spend 22 hours a day on the site, also even though I have an opinion on everything and am always right, I do not express it ever 2 secs. :p

[FireFly]

Now now children - play nice :)

[Nitty]

Yes well unlike you nitty I do not spend 22 hours a day on the site, also even though I have an opinion on everything and am always right, I do not express it ever 2 secs. :p

I refer you to my words from yesterday..

http://wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=3495&d=1299697041

[TotalWar]

:mad: That was sent to me by e-mail, now you post it on this site. I am very dissapointed with you. It has changed the whole meaning of the message.

:unimpressed: :talktothehand:

[Badapple]

Tisk, I got it on email too, I don't feel speshal anymore! :mad:

[TotalWar]

Now I see what’s going on. Nitty makes you feel special, then it comes out that it was just forwarded without thinking. I only forward mail to those I care about. I wonder if she gets rep from gmail for sending so much mail? :D

[Nitty]

Are you two teaming up now? :baseballbat:

Hope you both slapped yourself as instructed :D

[TG]

Arby is going to get hisself a ban for bumping this thread. Tool.

[Nitty]

RB, go join Dru in the yellow corner :D

[Badapple]

Are you two teaming up now? :baseballbat:

Hope you both slapped yourself as instructed :D

:ras: just saying!


Arby is going to get hisself a ban for bumping this thread. Tool.

lol

[Jono]

RB, go join Dru in the yellow corner :D

kekeke, Dru been yellowed? :D

What did RB Bump this thread with??

[Megnut3025]

What did RB Bump this thread with??

Yeah I also want to know that... currently as far as I know Im the only one with a "bump" around here! :lmao: ...

Arby... is there something you want to tell us?? :D

And yes Jono... Drewy got a yellow card (not the type you get from your girlfriend either :gno: ) but rather for misbehaving and posting *evol* vids on the internetz! :meh: ...

Drew :console: Meg

[Nitty]

I miss Dru :sad: Please can he come out and play now? :beg:

[Megnut3025]

When I saw him earlier he was having waaay too much fun for someone with a yellow card... he was testing 6 different yoghurt flavours... sounding something like...

No... this is banana.... no wait.... then he'd taste another and go... oh yes... THIS... is the banana... no wait... then Darnit would go... no way man... this is the Vanilla.... and so it went on :gyes:

Looked like stax of fun for peeps who like yoghurt! :slide:

Punky just kept saying something about "Russell" ?!? :D

:pompom: