I am the Thread Killer

[Drusky]

Just Kidding :D, but to be safe I think a mod should delete this thread quickly.

[stoke]

That would make you an actual thread killer though ... for real ... cannot have that !

[SaintMg]

i concur delete asap

there shall be no plagiarism here

[xenophon]

aw shite, stoke gave me an international link, therefore only another 101 hrs to go before my download is finished. :banghead:

[TG]

Oh god. Not here too.

[xenophon]

<enter Darth Vader voice>
I am everywhere
the force is strong within me
<exit Darth Vader Voice:rofl:

[stoke]

soreee xeno ... there are can like to be no locals ... i even checked is's ftp site

[xenophon]

well stoke I am sorry to say you are fired. clean out your desk. hand in your badge, gun, ammo and blow up leg. it is over.:booty:

[SaintMg]

Life is all about Ass, :booty:
You're either kissing it, :bow:

Covering it,

Working it off, :banghead:
Trying to get a piece of it, :bdog:
Behaving like it, :badnana:
HAVE A KICK ASS DAY

[stoke]

It's over ...
Pooh.
Can I please keep the blow up leg .. I need to stick it somewhere on me way out :p !

[xenophon]

LOL @ both of u. But I almost need to go sleep.

Stoke, have you been Here (http://forums.prophecy.co.za/showthread.php?p=202893#post202893)?:hurk: :owned:

[stoke]

Oh no. That's disgusting. Gnite Xeno ...
The TK epidemic is baaaaaaaad ...

[Darnit696]

Hey TG why cant we get those smilies? :beer: :kiss: and :psycho: Damn now I'm thirsty!
HEY LOOK AT THAT WE CAN GET EM. Hehehe. :psycho:

[Darnit696]

I need to find a COMPLETE list of smilies so that I can express myself properly. :sharp:

[doobiwan]

Hey a TK thread, we've got a couple of those already . . .

[SaintMg]

when you click go advanced you get a few then click more and there you got it a long list of all smilies

[stoke]

It's an epidemic.
P.S. I am the real threadkiller !

[doobiwan]

I am Cornholio! I need some Tee pee for my bung hole!

[Darnit696]

when you click go advanced you get a few then click more and there you got it a long list of all smilies
Akshually its at the bottom of every thread page. Smilies are on. CLick on Smilies. :gyes:

[TG]

Oh no! :gno:

[SaintMg]

Akshually its at the bottom of every thread page. Smilies are on. CLick on Smilies. :gyes:
yeah thanks buddy saw that in the war room shorty after my post;)

[FeralBanana]

blah... for real ... blah

Wow.. I must be tired... I actually honestly though he was calling me... oh well, back to bed now... :p

[BambisRevenge]

i dont actaully understand what so ever what this thread is about!

[stoke]

Refuses i does.

[doobiwan]

We get the monkey-pal-at-tea to do our refuse . . .

[TG]

"Ook," said the Librarian.
But if you called him a monkey, he would most likely rip off your arm and beat you with the wet end.

[Ruslan74]

so what did the monkey do to the wet end?

:sad:

[TG]

The Librarian takes great offense at being called a monkey. He rips useless's arm off and beats him with the wet end.

Now we're gonna have to call you Stumpy.

[Punky3025]

Whoa! Watch out stumpy. I hear Winnie Mandela has a licence to kill peeps who go by that name. She should have a spy nick like 007million the fraudster who went free.

[Ruslan74]

oh bummer... i guess i will have to go by the l337 name then...

stumpy = 57ump1

do you think winnie does l337 talk?

:p

[Drusky]

W1nn13 M4nd3L4 never confessed to anything so it's difficult to say.

[stoke]

w1nn13 ... 101 ... @5 1f

me ponders ...3l1t3 = elite ... howdid 3l1t3 become l33t ... me looks up lazy in the diktionaree.

[doobiwan]

L337 wouldn't use a dictionary, they'd just get google to spell it for them . . .

[FeralBanana]

101

... cl@rl\l.... !7 \/\/0l\l7 @((3p7 1355 7l-l@l\l four (l-l@r@(73r$... :(

[stoke]

Darn ... it wont accept less than four characters ... damn i'm slow ... but i do get there.

[TG]

Ok... it's starting to annoy me now.

Very soon I'm going to edit the title of this thread and change the "1 am the Thread Killer" to "I am the Thread Killer". :spanky:

[FeralBanana]

$70l<3cl, 3l-l $70l<3? :p

[stoke]

stoked, eh stoke ? :p
\/\/()()7 !
Me goes off to find something to do ... ends up hitting thumb with hammer !

[Ruslan74]

pero que pasa aqui? cruzes de mi angel!

ustedes no hablan mas nada que numeros?

locos! son todos locos!

:D

[doobiwan]

I agree!

[fivel]

?daerht eht demaner ohw

[TG]

!yrros ,did I

[fivel]

lol..takes me too long to type backwards so I'll just use braille :..;::.:;;;""

[TG]

:p .elliarb dear t'nac I os ,dnilb t'nia I , yrroS

[stoke]

me sticks 2 fingers in the eyes of person who backwards renamed said thread.
There you go ...
me hands said person the "see dick run" - "run dick run" learn to read braille editions.
:p

[fivel]

Switching to sign language...swish, swiiish, swooosh, swish...got it :)

[FeralBanana]

:d:d

[Drusky]

|o| |o/ _o| \o_
.||..||...||..||

LOL in semaphor

[SaintMg]

Switching to sign language...swish, swiiish, swooosh, swish...got it :)
:rofl:

[Ruslan74]

darn it you guys... i could NOT find the thread because of the mirror effect... it aint fair for somebody who is peeking into the website at 5 AM... yikes! :D

[stoke]

What ???
You don't take a mirror with you to the computer room ?
Don't you want to look good for your PC ?
Sheesh ... relationship abuse !

[Drusky]

What lekkar mod oke is makeeng me lok so kool by changeeng va fred name like vat hay?

[FeralBanana]

dunno hay...

[stoke]

It's incredible the amazingness of the incredible thing hey ?

[Drusky]

Um... bloody marvelous yehrs. Yehrs indeed what, what!

[{lostmarble}]

with incredi sprinkles untop

[doobiwan]

And spondiferous sparkly bits !?! What are we talking about? Going back a page is against my consumer belief system . . .

[FeralBanana]

Um... well, to tell you the truth, there is no previous page (ek se). This is it. This.... Is the Matrix.

Or something? 0_o

[stoke]

Reality always bends itself into becoming something that can be believed.

[TG]

There is no thread killer.

[FeralBanana]

There are no pants.

(Did I just say that out loud?)

[stoke]

Reality is a red pepper.

[doobiwan]

Peter Pepper packed a pants of peppered peppers.

[fivel]

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck...

She put them on the mantle piece to see if they would.....fall off :D

[doobiwan]

Was that before she had her goose plucked by peppered Peter? ;)

[stoke]

Life is what happens while you're sneezing ?

[TG]

As long as it's not the snotty part.

[SaintMg]

It ` snot

[FeralBanana]

silly saint, you need to go to typing school, as you cannot use the space bar properly! It's meant to be 'That ' snot it!'

[SaintMg]

there is only one space between them

[TG]

I like open spaces. All the fresh air and stuff.
Well - as long as the open space isn't in the middle of a city, that is.

[doobiwan]

I like open spaces too, they only need to be about 4 metres wide so I can wiggle my corsa through it . ..

[FeralBanana]

I don't like open spaces that much... there ALWAYS seem to be tanks/jets/choppers/snipers/noobtubers/engineers/players nearby and they almost ALWAYS kill me!!! Aarrrghh!

[stoke]

Open spaces are places not filled with stuff ... udderwize dey would not exist.

[NerdBoyZa]

I like open spaces too, they only need to be about 4 metres wide so I can wiggle my corsa through it . ..

How Fusking wide is your Corsa. Sounds more like a Hummer to me. :rofl:

[Darnit696]

.... or how do u drive Doobi? cause 4 meters is longer than a Corsa. You going through those gaps sideways? :p

[Drusky]

Yeah, s'right. Your corsa is probably rougly 2x3 :gno:

[stoke]

The measure of size while travelling towards object at 190 km/h is bound to be slightly inaccurate.

[Drusky]

Flashback?

[Darnit696]

:rofl:

[FeralBanana]

No no, FlashBANG

[TG]

FLASH! Ahaaaaaaaaaa!

[Darnit696]

Me...me... pick me... I know... I know... pick me... its Queen.

[TG]

I'm not a Queen, I'm a transvestite! Get it right, darnit. :wow:

[stoke]

31 year old transvestite ... YUM !

[TG]

What has peanut butter got to do with it? I wear vests that are tight across the chest - hence transvestite.

:D

[doobiwan]

Nuts. That's just sad . . .

[NerdBoyZa]

Ahhh! The joys of the Off Topic Forum....

@TG: :rofl: Very clever....

[FeralBanana]

Lollies. Yes, I do mean dem 'pops.

[SaintMg]

you talking to me

[SaintMg]

did anyone see the rugby

here kitty kitty kitty

[stoke]

Meow ?

[FeralBanana]

No, moew!

[TG]

Woof!

[Drusky]

Ring, ring,
"Hello Dog Catcher"
"Yes we have a problem here on the off topic section... do you do cats?... bananas?"

[stoke]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[FeralBanana]

meep!

[stoke]

I see a little silouetta of a mouse !

[TG]

Scaredy moose! Scaredy moose!
Can you do the fang... DANG! Go!!

[Ruslan74]

i think the cats got turned into tuna food... yikes...

did anybody see the Frenchies twist and screw the Pommies? i looooved it! :D

[stoke]

@useless ... was this a sporting event or one of them wierd custom pron movies ?

thunderd bolt like lightning
vewwy vewwy fwriting
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Ruslan74]

:rofl:

it was a mix of le cock sportif sorting out the queens choir boys behind the altar... :p

[doobiwan]

Not good to come into this conversation hlaf way through!!!

[stoke]

yea ... it's generally not good to come half way through ... it upsets the missus :eek:

[Ruslan74]

eish Stoke... now you made all my office co-workers look funny at me after getting off the floor.

:rofl:

[SaintMg]

Lucky for me no one left at work here to hear me :rofl: lmao

@ toke Bullet’s

[stoke]

You mocking me bullets ? I challenge you to a pit knifefight !
/me subjects stoke to a full 20 minutes of calm ...

[SaintMg]

Agree`d

See ya there Punk

[stoke]

Pit was full ... lets meet in the park at 15H00, next to the swings !

[Punky3025]

You both pull out your knives I'll bring my DOA and two clips. We see who wins ...... MINE

[stoke]

I got dibbs on the red swing !

[SaintMg]

I'm not swinging with you no more toke

you not like to play fair ;```<

[stoke]

KE ? Play ? It's a fight dumbass !

[fivel]

Toke and Stain...do you swing together....that is the most frightening thought :eek:

[stoke]

... erm ... well there was this one time at the park ... :p

[Drusky]

/Hits rewind, deletes last post from memory, presses play.

[stoke]

... erm ... well there was this one time at the park ... :p

[mccrack]

Oh NO!

TK's everywhere :eek:

[stoke]

/me slaps mccrack for sneaking around ...

[mccrack]

/me cries after being slapped .....

/me sobs some more now that a 2nd TK has been created .... why ... why why

[stoke]

Yup ... sad hey.
Apparently they're spawning alover the place.
Breeding like oyster eating wabbits.

[TG]

Wabbit Season!

[SaintMg]

Y U M

[stoke]

Can I please have some more Gruel ?

[NerdBoyZa]

.... they're spawning alover .......

You have a one track mind. Subliminally there is always the S*X thing in your posts. GAWD! Now I'm sounding like my wife..... EEEKKKKK:eek:

[stoke]

The more I think about it ...
The more I think about it ...
The more I think about it ...

[SaintMg]

Narf

cant let stoke be the Thread Killer

Narf

[stoke]

Sooo close ... just one more decade would have done it
/me chops stains head off !

[SaintMg]

@ stoke are you bored at work

can you make i little stick man chop my other stick mans head off pick it up and eat it and then grow a second head which spilts in a new stick man rinse and repeat

Prettttty Please ............./beg

[stoke]

Erm ... kinda too busy for that level of detail .. but nice project /melikes.
You want the program I used ?

[TG]

Yeah, I do. Send it, send it.

[stoke]

http://www.geocities.com/peter_bone_uk/pivot.html

Time consuming and fully lacking in features it is.

[SaintMg]

cooooool thanks stoke

have no idea but going to have fun figuring it out

:woot:

[stoke]

Mine !

[SaintMg]

I like cheese

[stoke]

I like cheeze more.

[TG]

I like more cheese.

[FeralBanana]

I like berries berry much.

[stoke]

I am invincible when invincible

[TG]

Invisible I am when invisible

[stoke]

nothing was forsawn did look within deep inside you
/yoda has nothing on me :p !

[SaintMg]

A day not wasted is a day wasted

There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand binary, and those that don't

[stoke]

A night spent in darkness is redundant !

[TG]

Ah, but a knight spent in darkness is pungent!

[stoke]

It will be a round table so as to not imply inequality amongst ourselves.

[TG]

But the inequality in ourselves is implicated in the roundness of the table.

[stoke]

A shape is can only fulfill it's designated role if the people utilising said shape believe it so.

[TG]

The designated shape can't fulfill its role... unless it's a jam donut!

[stoke]

The power of a crisp white icing layer on a warm doughnut with sprinkels must not be ignored !

[SaintMg]

hmmmmm now i'm getting hungry

you too must be the sharpest toools i know

[TG]

A tool is only as useful as the wielder.

[stoke]

The wielder is only as good as his/her skills.

[TG]

A skillet is only as good as the steak it fries.

[stoke]

The beef is only as good as the pasture.

[Drusky]

Foxdoughnut!

[TG]

Ignoring Drusky's wanton outburst, pasturised milk is something he knows lots about.

[FeralBanana]

Mugabe for Head Munkeh!


...

Wrong thread, solly :D

[stoke]

To evolve is to die

[SaintMg]

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

[TG]

The transition from death to life is more than troublesome, it's upstanding.

[imajin]

there is no exception to the rule that everybody wants to be an exception to the rule

[stoke]

art is the worst noun

[SaintMg]

art that the truth

[stoke]

Plastic knives cannot cut off thumbs ... I don't care what anybody else thinks .. including stupid scriptwriters !

[TG]

Call Mythbusters!

[stoke]

Childproof is tested on adults

[SaintMg]

Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk

[fivel]

I am the rule ;)

[stoke]

there can be more than one exception

[Ruslan74]

no entiendo que ustedes estan haciendo aqui!

esta es mi casa! :mad:

[stoke]

uniqueness is just more of the same

[fivel]

Mary had a little lamb she all had a duck...she put them on the mantel piece to see if the you.......fffffffffallll off :)

[stoke]

white is the reflection of all colour

[SaintMg]

Colour

[TG]

Black

[SaintMg]

Light

[stoke]

What is the opposite of opposite ?

[Drusky]

same

[stoke]

what is the same as opposite but not opposite
-or
what is the opposite of opposite but not same
-are evidence of
ludicrous

[WAJKILLER2]

WHat is a thread killer....????

This....

[SaintMg]

no no no

not this

that

[stoke]

lies !
this.

[SaintMg]

a aaahh

That

[stoke]

perception is not reality

[TG]

I reject your reality!

[WAJKILLER2]

perseption is up to the individual, reality is real, this.......THREAD KILLER

[stoke]

what happens if you fragment a figment of a figment ?

[NerdBoyZa]

what happens if you fragment a figment of a figment ?

Then, you eat green figs and ham..... :hurk:

[TG]

You become a fragmented figmented figment.

[stoke]

split the atom they said
release energy they said
then make a movie called them
then it all starts to make sense

[NerdBoyZa]

Hey, how come uner Stoke's name, it says Lunatic, and not some standard stuff like with everyone else.....

Wait - Just realised, it's a stupid question. He IS a LUNATIC!

:rofl:

Was this your doing TG???? :D

[Drusky]

Stoke did that to himself, I reckon it took a couple of years though.

[stoke]

- understanding does not bring clarity
- it just raises more questions
- the more questions you answer the more answers you have to remember
- the more you have to remember the fuzzier it gets
i.e. The more you know the worse it gets.
i.e. Ignorance truly is bliss
[see user control panel]

[TG]

It's only admins that have that functionality... :p

[stoke]

:p ignorance is truly bliss :p

[NerdBoyZa]

Lol.

[FeralBanana]

Noo... Aw pleash can't an admin be nice and fwendly and gimme a darn(it) thingy!!!

Whateveryoucall'em

Thingamajiggys...

0_o.


Yeah, them.

[stoke]

Grey is not a colour !

[FeralBanana]

It isn't?

Oh well, it's still the name of a house at my school...

/me shudders... school...

[SaintMg]

Post 200

truth of :spam: Made You Look

Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine

[FeralBanana]

Hizzactlee

[stoke]

To be the last is to fail ... well ... things change you know :flame:

[FeralBanana]

meh//hem

[stoke]

mirror|rorrim

[TG]

rotor

[stoke]

now that puts a spin on things ....

[Ruslan74]

*look Ma, no hands!*

[TG]

Wheeeeeeeee!

[stoke]

outburst !

[Ruslan74]

*SLAP!*

/me figures out a WALL always beats a handsfree approach

[stoke]

/me invents the instant hole in the wall.

[SaintMg]

naaaa tooo late i did that already

[stoke]

/stoke invents the instant hole in the wall EXCLUDING THE CAR STUCK IN THE HOLE !!!
:rofl:

[SaintMg]

:rofl:

okay i got nothing

:burn:

[stoke]

/me declares victory and tramples allover stain's defeated bones !

[FeralBanana]

<Reporter : Mr. Banana, do you have any words for our viewers?>
/me : Maple Syrup. Banana. Apple Pie.
/me : No, wait - I take that one back.
<Reporter : thank you, Mr. Banana>

[stoke]

Applause from unknown sources indicates an overwhelming desire to maime and kill.

[FeralBanana]

Petarded. :p

You don't seem to mind, do you?

In fact, you prolly put that there yourself...

[stoke]

To question the mad is folly.

[FeralBanana]

Why?

[TG]

:rofl:

[FeralBanana]

:p Glad your forums aren't being spammed, TG? :p

[TG]

The forums are entertaining. :D

[stoke]

an anomaly occured ... nobody noticed ... it didnt happen

[FeralBanana]

What? did toke :fart:?

[stoke]

a voice is crying out in the wilderness ....
it's the voice of a generation of tortured souls ...
doomed to one final outcome ...
born without choice ...
born without freedom ...
a savage end awaits ...
Baaaa !

[TG]

To baa or not to baa,
eat hay is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler on the cliff to stiffen
The legs and prevent an outrageous falling,
And to push back against aussie foibles...

[stoke]

Me ponders the potential of a flatscreen coupled with and a dvd player loaded with "scenes from a cliff"
The product could be marketed as :
- the ultimate DIAH [do it at home] kit
- Just look at all the Advantages:
-- no more dangerous queuing for the best spot at the lookout
-- no more oogling yer neighbour's betty
-- no more embarrasing moments while chasing the occasional run-aways
-- no more bargaining with the wife for more sheep hearding time
-- no more fighting with the sheep dog for first rights
-- now you can put yer hands over the eyes without risking life and limb
- But that's not all - call and order now and we'll :
-- throw in a copy of The Sound of Mysic soundtrack for those magical moments
-- provide a genuine imported from italy leather harness with mouth muzzle
-- include an easily stored inflatable betty for when times are tough
-- include a full-function remote control with slo-mow so that certain moments can last longer

:hurl:

[Ruslan74]

/me wonders what thread did he actually click on to read THIS

:p

[TG]

What? No lube? Your offer sucks!

:D

[FeralBanana]

Fweeeeeep!

[stoke]

An ice princess requires some warmth to ease her out of her fortress.
A bitch requires a challenger of note to get her off her high horse.
A slapper requires discipline to make her look after herself.
A drama queen requires a captive audience to channel her teachings.
A nymphomaniac requires a man.

[Ruslan74]

stoke needs medication.

:p

[FeralBanana]

And you, my tipsy ruskie commie friend, require more vodka :p

[TG]

I'll have a whiskey!

[stoke]

/me orders a red absynth in an effort to forgetabout a pink feral :sad:

[TG]

Hmm.. red absynth? Does it make you see pink fairies?

(Can you get absynth here??)

[FeralBanana]

I'm pink! Pink! Pink!Pink! Pink!Pink! Pink!Pink! Pink!Pink! Pink!Pink! Pink!Pink! Pink!

Piiiiink!

/me is pink!

[stoke]

:lovers::hurl::console: ... mommy ... help ... please
/ask stain about red absynth and a bar called dragons lair ...

[TG]

@Stain - so what's this I hear about red absynth and a bar called dragon's lair?

[Drusky]

rotor
sexatnoontaxes

[TG]

sexatnoontaxes

L(l)ewd did I live; Evil did I dwell

[stoke]

you get - for fifty five rand a month twenty percent off all your purchases over one hundred rand but you have to join for twelve months

[SaintMg]

:lovers::hurl::console: ... mommy ... help ... please
/ask stain about red absynth and a bar called dragons lair ...
I like the way as the guy hurls the ellow smiles goes all sad maybe it was just the timing on my side but it was kewl

@Stain - so what's this I hear about red absynth and a bar called dragon's lair?


red absent ahhh yes me recalls drinking something to that effect but dont be asking about anything after that

Dragons lair has the most awesome waitress working there even though she ignores me and gets all cute(mad) at me we i throw my lines at her and after a few she even seemto come on to me

P.s Dont drink the Dragon's Breath ( and you din't even have to tip the begger behind the bar for that tip) {[( max points for who ever can tell me what game that comes from)]}

[rainy]

:spam:

[FeralBanana]

RN...


:spam2:

[SaintMg]

i seee your

:spam:

vs

:spam2:

and raise you

:spam: :spam: :spam:

[FeralBanana]

:mogadishu:

I win - trump card.

[FeralBanana]

TG, mebbe we should set the post count for this forum OFF...


25 pages of utter karkand? How dyu think I got 890 of my 893 Posts?!

[TG]

That would upset RN that would! :eek:

Postcounts don't matter anyway. :)