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Punky3025
16th July 2007, 01:14 PM
It came to pass that Tanisdaknife followed in the family footsteps of his .......lets call him uncle, Shortmage. He journeyed to the fair province of South Shore know for its fine draught, Yeti Fur hunting and scum sucking back stabbing cowardly ganking Horde.

He was not there long when he came across two of his friends, Crosseye a foul smelling ill tempered Dwarf and his long suffering partner TenGhi a dranaei shaman. Both Crosseye and TenGhi honked most powerfully of the oily blood of murlocks which they been reducing the population of along the shores. I mean who needs Murlocks anyways..... I doubt they will be missed.

Having cut a fair portion of his cloak to cover his nose Tanis suggested that they go and hunt some turtles in the river from which they could get meat for soup. He was actually hoping the dip in the river would clean them up. This was, however, not to be. It appeared that Crosseye loved his new even more foul smell. He referred to it as camouflage of the nose.
They thus set off for a journey into the hills and Arathri Highlands to hunt yeti's, ogres and mountain Lions. You may ask why......well because they could :D

It wasn't long into the journey before they encountered some dreaded horde. The conversation went something like this. Tanis being stealthed and scouting ahead spotted them and said:

Tanis: Oh look chaps there goes an Orc Hunter. (Damn I am gonna have to share)

TenGhi: Don't tell the Dwarf ( I just wanna get on with my quests)

Crosseye: To late I hear him.....Lets kill it (Evil smelly Grin)

TenGhi: Here he goes picking a fight again. I suppose I will have to heal his stinky butt. (again)

Tanis: Well if we really have to ........

And kill him they did....over and over and over. During all this slaughter a warrior also crossed their path and Crosseye picked a fight with him to. One horrid death at the arrows of the worst smelling dwarf ever was enough for him.....He never even recovered his corpse.
Eventually all of this horde killing reached the point where Tanis said "Listen boys we don't even get honour for this anymore"

Crosseye said " Where do you see that. I don't see that. Are you sure this is the same one ?......and so he killed him again"

The tale could have ended here......but no! Many Ogres and Yetis fell at the mace of Tanis, the Stave of TenGhi and the arrows of Lord Stinky. Tanis in fact discovered that the dwarf found much enjoyment stealing his soon to be kills. He would wait arrow in hand watching Tanis sneak up on some unsuspecting sap and just as he was about to test fit his dagger into their ribs......zap. An arrow would come wizzing throught the air spoiling the whole thing.

Poor TenGhi the most responsible of the three almost had no time for killing at all with all the patching up he had to do. It was he who finally declared " Thats it . Setup camp !. I refuse to fix that stinking Dwarf again today"
And so they crept into their tents to wait for the rising sun, dreaming of glory battles ..... and that Crosseye would bath.

A Few Photos for you all.

TG
16th July 2007, 03:56 PM
Tanis conveniently forgets to mention that before we came across the horde / yeti, we were up on a mountain prairie killing mountain lions, when we noticed a bunch of skanky footpads and thieves camped out behind a mound.

Since we had an order from the watch commander to take them out, we proceeded (downwind - Crosseye is really smelly) to sneak in to their camp and take them out one at a time. You think that Tanis, being a rogue, and really, really (really) small and puny, would manage to successfully sneak up on one of them, but Noooo... he trips on the corner of his cape, rolls down the side of the mound, straight in to the evildoer's camp fire.

Naturally, being evil skanky nogooders, they couldn't help but notice this minor intrustion in to their deliberations, and proceeded to attack him. So he got up and ran. Straight into me.

Before I could do anything worthwhile, I was running back to them in spirit form.

Bastard.

XEye
16th July 2007, 04:07 PM
It's all true and an extremely factual recollection of an evenings hunting (except that Crosseye doesn't smell, he just have a distinctive aura)

TG
16th July 2007, 04:22 PM
An aura that makes you gag and want to shove your fists up your nostrils, yes.

Punky3025
16th July 2007, 06:30 PM
Tanis conveniently forgets to mention that before we came across the horde / yeti, we were up on a mountain prairie killing mountain lions, when we noticed a bunch of skanky footpads and thieves camped out behind a mound.

Since we had an order from the watch commander to take them out, we proceeded (downwind - Crosseye is really smelly) to sneak in to their camp and take them out one at a time. You think that Tanis, being a rogue, and really, really (really) small and puny, would manage to successfully sneak up on one of them, but Noooo... he trips on the corner of his cape, rolls down the side of the mound, straight in to the evildoer's camp fire.

Naturally, being evil skanky nogooders, they couldn't help but notice this minor intrustion in to their deliberations, and proceeded to attack him. So he got up and ran. Straight into me.

Before I could do anything worthwhile, I was running back to them in spirit form.

Bastard.

Um actually I was trying to save your ass when you tripped over that ridiculous Dranaei tails of your.

Further than that I remember Nuffink :D

Onyx
18th July 2007, 03:06 PM
Once again .... a great tale of camaraderie and endurance :D