For Sunny :D Moooo!

[Onyx]

http://www.hemmy.net/2007/07/16/belgian-blue-cattle-super-cow-aka-incredible-hulk-cow/

[stoke]

Damn ... now i'm hungry!

[Sminty]

Question is, how does the meat taste? Looks like it would be a bit tough to me.

Hmmm...Imagine some body builder getting hold of that enzyme...I mean there are some freaks out there already...maybe they have it already.

PS...did you see the poor dog?
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/07/07/big-wendy-the-incredible-hulk-dog/

[Flatty]

Question is, how does the meat taste? Looks like it would be a bit tough to me.

Hmmm...Imagine some body builder getting hold of that enzyme...I mean there are some freaks out there already...maybe they have it already.

PS...did you see the poor dog?
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/07/07/big-wendy-the-incredible-hulk-dog/

I reckon the meat tastes just fine - we are after the muscle anyway. The critics that want to do away with the breed should be silenced. It would make more sense to get rid of the rest of the cows that produce less muscle & therefore economise on the actual amount of cows per square kilometer & thus contributing substantially to the reduction in greenhouse gas emissions.

You know, a Chinese scientist has postulated that the dinosaurs actually wiped themselves out due to the amounts of methane gas they released into the atmosphere, thereby contributing to the depletion of the ozone layer at the time. We're sitting in a similiar situation at the moment & I think we have over 1 billion cows on the planet. Scientists are seriously trying to find ways to reduce their emissions & there have even been inventions designed to harness these emissions to produce electricity.

So don't fart, do your bit for the ozone!:mad:

[FallenAngelZA]

onyx that is one big moo cow :)

[Askari]

Dinosaurs farted themselves out of existence? Good lord man, that is preposterous! Have you any idea how many dinosaur farts that would take??? One ancient volcanic eruption in those days would've released more methane into the atmosphere than all the dinosuars that ever walked the planet.

Everyone knows that that it was a cataclysmic event that ended the dinosaurs rule.

[Tresbien]

I'm doing my bit to keep down the cow population on the planet - how about you?

[Flatty]

Askari, you really must remember that old homo-erectus was probably the lowest life-form on the food chain at the time. We were probably running around hunting bunnies in the dark for fear of being swallowed whole by T-Rex, or the other bloody things with wings,long beaks & incisors the size of my you know-what. (No snide remarks now, but lets just assume it's big).

In probability there were probably millions of the buggers in those days & can you imagine how many humans would have to fart to equal just one of Mr T-Rex. Anyway, it isn't my theory, I just read the stuff.

Who said it was a cataclysmic event that wiped them out anyway? Have you got proof? I know we didn't wipe them out because we only got smart enough when the aliens landed, interbred with homo-erectus & wallah: homo-sapiens. This happened about 40 000 years ago & the transition from homo erectus to homo sapiens took only a couple of hundred years, so please explain that.

Anyway, who cares if the dinosaurs farted themselves to death, or if they were wiped out in the fallout from an asteroid hitting earth? Our problems are now....peace, bra...flowers & that stuff...save the earth, save the whales, harpoon a fat chick, whatever - stop playing PC games cos you're depleting the ozone??????:cry:

[Askari]

Flatspin

I am not disputing the incredibleness of just one T-Rex fart. Musta been the worst morning lifting the duvet experience ever.

I do however think that the sum of all said farts still would be out shadowed by a few volcanic erruptions.

There is no absolute proof on the extinction, just evidence and clues. The evidence suggests that the vanishings happened within a year. Extreme case of 'cattle mutilations' perhaps as a precursor to the impending genetic manipulation of erectus by alien beings? Although erectus didnt appear till much later when all the nasties were gone bar a few crocs, lizards and sharks.

A theory that I personally like is the one about an extra planet in our solar system that has such a long and narrow elliptical orbit that on its furtherest point on the orbit it is so far from earth that it is lost in the cosmos but when it comes back past earth it is so close as to have a massive gravitational pull that the oceans bubble on the side of the planet its passing then release back as the force is lost creating a deluge. It also interfers with the other planets and the asteroid belt causing havoc and earth strikes from meteorites.

This is what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs (they werent generally good swimmers apart from said crocs, turtles and sharks: aha, makes sense now hey? oh and Nessie)

It it also what caused the biblical flood except Noah wasnt just a faithful servant of God he was a genetic scientist par excellence! And the ark was more a submarine laboratory than a ship thing.

This 'Planet X' is known as NiBiRu. There is also an ancient tablet from West Africa (forget details now) showing the Solar System remarkably well PLUS an extra planet. Yes, there was a tropical rainforest dwelling tribe of telescope makers and astronomers thousands of years ago in west africa.

And yes we are the result of genetically modified homo erectus. The Bible hints at this in Genesis and the ancient Babylonians go into far greater detail.

[Sminty]

Errr...Skari...the leading theory isn't an extra planet its a piece of floating debris about the size of jupiter that came from the belt of asteroids outside of our solar system. They aren't entirely uncommon to have orbits that bring them well into the solar system. The main theory is that the incidence of a 'volcanic tide' coupled with a huge comet wiped out the dinosaurs.

As for the homoerectus...errr...flatspin, a 4 year old would be able to tell you that dinosaurs and any form of mamalian ancestor to the humans never co-existed.

What's rather interesting is that the Dinosaurs were not the only mass-extinction. The dinosaurs only got better press (proving that bigger is, indeed, better ;)). There have actually been an impressive amount of mass extinctions that have happened in the course of the history of the earth. Each time this happened life re-emerged with a greater diversity.

As for the flood story...well that only happened around 4-5 thousand years ago. An interesting thing about it is that this is also only about 1 000 years after any form of written history can be found (Not counting cave paintings). Most organised religions around the world have a flood story in their history all pointing to around the same time. Its one of the few stories that most religions have in common. What interests me is that while humans (or homosapien) where supposed to have populated the earth hundreds of thousands of years ago, how come its only the last 6 000 years that we have seen rapid growth in 'civilisation'?

And onto the cows which sparked this whole thing. The reason I asked if the meat may be tough is because while meat is muscle its weak muscle that makes for tender meat. Those extra muscles look like they cause straing and also stress...a stressed beast tastes yuck. So doesn't help you grow extra muscle and traditional cow meat becomes more valuable as a result (by the way this is both why veal is so tender and expensive and why I would not eat it ever).

My feeling is that money and effort spent on trying to reduce the emission of greenhouse gasses and the depletion of the ozone layer is just delaying the inevitable so that we can make it future generations problems? I would rather see the money and effort spent on researching means of re-plenishing the world's ozone layer...hmmm...a world wide aircon...now that sounds like the ticket! Except the government would get the remote...that would suck.

[Askari]

Extra planet, debris the size of jupiter, potatoe potatoe tomatoe tomatoe.

Point being that yes there are these records of periodoc mass extinctions probably with a very predictable cycle which would indicate something in a predictable and fixed orbit.

[Sminty]

agreed

[Askari]

WOOOOOT:cool:

[Onyx]

*phew* :p

[Vortex]

So - how about those steaks then..

[Flatty]

Askari, Sminty – I am so glad that there are actually people who challenge the views that many are so hell bent on believing. I am sure that we will never find out in our life time what the reality is, but it’s nice to speculate, debate & call each other names just for the hell of it (4 year old, my ass).

Six thousand years ago we had the great flood, this fact is pretty much undisputed.

One theory is that we all originated from the same point on earth, the Himalayas (being high ground and relatively safe from the flood), and from there we spread out in different directions giving rise to the many different nationalities we see today.

Another view is that the earth flips on it’s axis every 26000 years as it’s poles reverse, and all life simply gets wiped out. The Mayans have tried to warn us? It seems that we are on the brink of this cataclysmic event. Mass extinction, predictable cycle?

I am not sure how much methane gets spewed out in a volcanic eruption, as I was under the impression that the key pollutant was sulphur dioxide, but I eagerly await correction. According to the Popular Mechanics this has a shielding effect on the harmful rays of the sun.

As Sminty correctly pointed out, it is our duty to correct the problems of ozone depletion and not merely delay the inevitable so that our descendants are left holding the baby. I am glad to inform you all that such measures are already being taken. Already this year they are seeding the Antarctic, Pacific & Atlantic oceans with up to 600 tons of granulated iron ore in an effort to beef up the production of plankton. Iron ore is one of the key nutrients for plankton. This will reduce atmospheric CO2 levels.

Other, yet uninitiated, projects include sun-refracting space shields (lowering global temperatures), and artificial trees (trapping CO2). Obviously very expensive projects, so it’s anyone’s guess who will foot the bill.

(Amazing knowledge gleaned courtesy of Popular Mechanics, July issue – excellent mag for all techno hungry geeks)

People are thinking about these things, but is anyone actually doing anything that will make enough of a difference soon enough? How many lights are burning in your house right now? Has Sunny Cash fixed that leaking tap in his bathroom yet? Is my 8800GTS really necessary? I think we are all concerned about these things, we just don’t do enough individually to make the blindest bit of difference.

I don’t really give a toss where we came from, but it would be nice to know the indisputable truth, and put an end to all those crack pots who want to beam their whole congregation up to the mother ship at midnight, on the evening of the summer solstice, in a leap year, after having sold all their worldy goods to donate to the cause, only to find out that Elvis has left the building.

Steaks done medium rare, with pepper sauce, garlic sauce, or mushroom sauce, where the hell is Sunny on this thread, Onyx?

[Onyx]

Sunny!!! :cry:

[Askari]

If you dont give a toss where you come from then you cant really care where you are going.

The main problem is the amount of truth that has been lost down through the ages, either by wanton or deliberate destruction, by accident or simply gone.

Then there are the lies that are told today in schools and Universities that are called thruths.

I dont know If I trust Popular Mechanics. They believe the WTC attacks were
terrorist related and they also believe man has set foot on the moon.

[Sminty]

errr...good reading on this subject "Darwin's Watch" - Terry Pratchett, Ian Stewart & Jack Cohen. If you have even a passing interest in this sort of thing then this is required reading....both educational and entertaining.

As for what reality is I can recommend "Discipline and Punish: The Birth of the Prison" - Michel Foucault (although not in its original French unless you are fluent ;)). This one isn't as entertaining and really needs to be understood on the back of rationalism, empericism, hermeneutics and various other epsitemologies. *sigh*

[Flatty]

The only thing I care about in regards to my ancestry is that I am descended from Scottish cattle thieves, that we have our own tartan, and that my father had the good sense to teach me the importance of the English language. If we are the offspring of aliens interbred with homo-erectus there's not a damn thing we can do about it - it would be nice to know, though.

Terry Pratchett is one of my favourite authors, Sminty. Have you read any books by Piers Anthony, particularly the ones of his incarnations? He gives life to Satan, Time, War, Death & others, in single volumes dedicated to each incarnation. You should read them, especially if you enjoy Pratchett. David Icke is also a minefield of information, regarding the Illuminati & the new world order. I have a PDF of one of his best books called "The Biggest Secret", if you are interested. It covers everything from interbreeding aliens to the the aforementioned.

As far as misinformation in the education system goes, I agree with you wholeheartedly, Askari. Like Sunny says: history is written by the winners. Trade Centre? Any self-respecting activist knows it was just a ploy for Bush to invade so they could get their pipeline through, & ensure USA a larger slice of the pie which they are already gobbling like glutinous grommets.

This thread really is becoming a mine of information....:eek:

[Vortex]

Poor 'Nyxie had nooo idea that the butch cows thread would end up being about interbreeding with aliens and conspiracy theories!

:roffel:

[Flatty]

Poor 'Nyxie had nooo idea that the butch cows thread would end up being about interbreeding with aliens and conspiracy theories!

:roffel:

That's because she didn't realise that she is a member of the a clan that consists entirely of revolutionaries, visionaries & secretly wannabee BUDdies.

[sirfortie]

That's because she didn't realise that she is a member of the a clan that consists entirely of revolutionaries, visionaries & secretly wannabee BUDdies.

yes...that must be it!! :rolleyes:

[Badapple]

blah blah blah (steaks, ancestry etc).....the main thing is, I would hate to be T-Bagged by those cows!!! :D

[Onyx]

Poor 'Nyxie had nooo idea that the butch cows thread would end up being about interbreeding with aliens and conspiracy theories!

:roffel:

:rofl: Vorty, you read my mind :D

P.S. I'd rather be a BUD buddy thanks ;)

[SunnyCash]

First off nobody will be T -Bagging any cows...MKay...:machinegun:
Now that we have resolved that.:D
Thanks onyx but you must remember there are evil cows 2.
Then some of those theories... well, lets just say nothing.:cuckoo:

[Badapple]

Hey I was worried about BEING T-Bagged by the cows, not the other way round!!! :blowaway:

[Vortex]

Hey, those cows look like they're on steroids. [-]I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be much to T-Bag with..[/-] <- Edited out - too graphic..

/me acts like an innocent angel..

[GeroW4lll]

Vortex - plz put on your glasses and take another good look at those pics, carefully noting which ones are bulls.

[Sminty]

Yeah, those bulls won't t-bag you as much as potato sack you!

[Vortex]

Erk.. Thanks Gero - apparently I missed that bit.. And I was happy about that..

/me needs to purge his mind now..


:sick:

[Badapple]

Hey man, those cows have what is takes to do even more damage when administering a T-Bagging, Vorty no need for that mind purge, just keep an eye open is you see them cows on the battlefield and make a run for it!!! :D

[sirfortie]

huh...yes...at least this thread has turned back to the cows once again...:yucky:

[stoke]

cows are just pretending to be sedate and tame until they're all pimped like that then all the pimped cowz are gonna TAKEOVERTHEWORLD!

Pimp my cow! :slide:

[SunnyCash]

STOKE!!! dont dont dont reveal the truth until humanaty's last second.
HAHAHAHA youre all gonna die Hehehehehehe :D (As i run off in crazy frenzy)

[stoke]

Just remember the secret language and they'll think you're one of them.
moo.
moo moooo mo mooou muuuooo meeeeuuoooaaa

[SunnyCash]

meeeeuuoooaaa...?

[Vortex]

Hybrid CatCow.

[sirfortie]

chimera

[SunnyCash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwEOe7peGTg

:D

[SunnyCash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0gEL2RTncI&mode=related&search=

[sirfortie]

:blink: @ sunny

:gno:

[Flatty]

http://p3.fileho.com/download3/c7d2f0828414_usulcuik76i5uofm/moo-for-cash.mp3

Sunny will teach you how to dance to this song.:banana::banana::bounce::drunk::hmmm::punk: