Stop Abductions!

[TG]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

No seriously. Stop it.

[Tresbien]

:roffel:

[Sir40]

We don't live in America(well...Rammstein don't know what they talking about anyway)so this is of no use to us :D

[TG]

Didn't you read it? It even says that there are users in South Africa.
Remember, distance doesn't matter to them a l i e n s.

(Disguising the word, so they don't find us via google).

[Sir40]

:rofl:...well...it must be american South Africans then cos a l i e n s are only interested in americans,the movies don't lie :D
I always thought that a l i e n s only attack Americans...:hmmm:

[Stool]

u guys spend some time reading the testimonials?
im speechless otherwise...

[TG]

Read Case Histories.

[Stool]

ok so who is gonna order a helmet here?

[gus]

Sad the way they abuse the Lensman books. Those are nice books for the time they were written (1930's).

[GeroW4lll]

We don't live in America(well...Rammstein don't know what they talking about anyway)so this is of no use to us :D

40 you're losing some serious noddy points for ripping on Rammstein! sheesh. Do that again and you'll not be maaikie van die week ever again M'kay?

[stoke]

Mine has the optional headset for playing BF wif

[senorblinky]

Erm, i got error messages, couldn't open the page.

[stoke]

THEY'VE GOTTEN TO BLINKS ... aaaaaaaaaaaarg ... TOO LATE ... RUN FER YER LIVES!

[senorblinky]

Am i infected?

[Darnit696]

Ya ok I was going to tell you guys about my helmet but now I won't. You might wonder why you have never seen me wearing it when EVERYONE knows that 24/7 protection is vital. Well its simple really. I strap it to my bottom. There are two reasons for this mainly. 1) My mother always said that I sat on my brains and that I should get up from in front of my PC, stop wasting my time and do something with my life. (This has a ring of truth to it because, at the time, I owned a 8086 pc which booted up in roughly the same time that it took a kettle to boil) 2) No one wants to look like some sort of crazy kook in public wearing what appears to be a leather porta potty on their head.

Needless to say the design has some flaws and I am considering emailing some of my design contributions through to the exalted hero who designed the helmet and saved us (enlightened ones) from destruction. ( The rest of you unbelievers will get mind controlled into vacuum cleaner salesmen and will spend the rest of your natural lives going door to door doing the dirty work of your alien masters)

The foremost design flaw is the lack of breathability. Leather does not breathe. This is a problem since sweat runs down into places which I would rather not mention. I suggest that small holes be drilled in the helmet. Somewhat like a microwave door.

Which leads me to the next flaw. Alien waves are not going to enter your head through your face??? I mean hullo... most of everything enters your head through your face. Food, Drink.... INFORMATION....duh!

I cant think of more now. I feel an attack coming on...

[Titan]

I knew it.....I knew they were out there watching and waiting to get their grubby little green fingers on my grey matter.
Now the solution is available from Darnit, get them leather potties while they are hot :D......never leave home or even be at home without protection.....u have all been warned..........THEY COMMETH!!! :eek:

[senorblinky]

Oh my soul, i could finally open the damned page.
Golly glee, did i have a good laugh now!

So that's it for Aliens abductions, what about horde abductions?
(inside WoW joke peeps, some people can't pronounce Alliance the way it should be, and should subsequently become newsreaders for SABC radio stations)

[senorblinky]

I just sent the link, with the following message, to everyone in our company (I rarely send out jokes, but this is ridiculous enough to spread around, kind like chlamydia... i mean really, who spreads around chlamydia?!) Anyhoo:
"Thanks to a friend, I recently stumbled onto this website, read it, and found the content very disturbing.
Read it, familiarise yourself with it, and maybe you can save a life by stopping an abduction."

I've been working here three years, most of you know me as a joker, and what better way to make a roaring joke of this nonsense than by giving it such a serious opener...
Problem is, now people think i'm serious, believe in aliens, etc...

Mense kan darem poepolle wees as hulle nie 'n grap vang nie...

[TG]

Yes, but then you get to laugh uproariously at their expense! :D

[senorblinky]

Yes, but then you get to laugh uproariously at their expense! :D
:rofl:
they're all around me, if i laugh uproariously, they might think i'm siding with the aliens, and i'm part of the abduction plan... they might think i'm a plant, a mole, a double agent.
Wait... I'm not... so why am i so worried they might discover this?!
Sorry... just had a moment there...