The misguided youth of Rocket-Boy and friends...

[Arbythep00nage]

Right so this is going to be super lame, but having grown up in the small coastal town that I did many many crazy things happened. Most of these things happened when the wave was sucky and we were bored and frustrated....

[WondaWoman]

:blink: aaaaannnnddd???

[Voicy]

and that was it. Nothing ever happened.

This is east london, WeeWee. Around here nothing happens every 5 minutes...and it carries on for hours!

[sss]

thats nothing, we once set fire to the highway for about 1km

[Voicy]

:crazy:

you're supposed to burn tyre... not road!

[Arbythep00nage]

Right so I thought I would start with the winner in terms of our craziness...
Admins feel free to delete/move this if its too offensive :D
Or even move it to a private section!

Once upon a time in a place not so far from where you live (unless you are a vaalie or a bergie in which case its pretty far!)
A bunch of highschool okes went away on a semi organised surf trip in search of good waves and the chaos that follows said trips around.

So anyways, first day Jbay and its sitting at 8ft plus on some sets and its HEAVY. So everyone is scoring hectic tubes and generally having a good time, which is great for keeping things tidy.
Problem is it was getting dark and time to go in, the next morning would be cranking!!

Everyone has supper and chills a bit, boards are waxed and wetsuits hung out in prep for the dawnie the next morning.

4am, everyone is up, a bit tired but keen as hell to score Supertubes with only a few guys out!
A quick drive down to the beach in the dark, hoping to catch sight of some crazy action come first light.
15 mins later and everyone is on the beach waiting - all suited up and ready to head out.... but something seems wrong?

Its pretty quiet (which is normal for 4:30am) but its way too quiet.
Somehow Supers has gone from being at 8ft double overhead to being 1ft onshore and non-existent in 9 hours!!!

It was a disaster and there were some seriously bleakies okes running around and getting more and more frustrated as time went on. At 7am after a few hours of lobbing rocks at each other and shoving big bunches of stinging nettle down the odd okes wetsuit, it was time to go.

This was not good, ever been stuck with a bunch of surfers who were expection waves and got nothing? to top things off everyone was kinda tired and grumpy....

So after much beating of the groms etc a plan was concoted, there would be a poo hiding contest!

The idea was simple, everyone would hide a poo somewhere and the winner was the last one found :D

The first few were discovered pretty early in people socks,shoes and tioletry bags.

The guy who came second was the one who hid his in the kettle, but the crowned champion was a real perler!

what he did was to take the butter in the butter dish and cut it in half lengthways, then to place the poo in the butterdish and put the other half of the butter back on top of it...

So for the next 2 days he didnt use the butter and no one found his poo until someone scraped a bit to deep and found the fugitive fecal matter!!!
:eek:

/me expects the abuse to follow :cool:

[Vortex]

OMS!!!!!!!!! :sick:

:hurl:

[slogger_1]

Nooit!

peanut cluster butter. :hurl:

[Voicy]

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that story kills me every time!

" Hey steve... i didnt know you bought the crunchie peanut butter "

[stoke]

/melikes :D
[i avoid butter, always have ... xcept for frying them eggsorz]

[veer477]

man thats horrid :roffel:

[senorblinky]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dis flippen wild! HAHAHAHA!
Why couldn't you just hide rocks, or balled up socks... no boys, as ek poef in my botter kry gaan iemand gebliksem word!

[Arbythep00nage]

Its scary that most of our stories involve poop in some form or other. Clearly there is something in the water here :(

[SlappY]

True genius... bravo

[senorblinky]

SIF!!!!
:rofl:

[SlappY]

Clearly there is something in the water here :(

Thats called a floater...

[WondaWoman]

Right...let me just get this straight.
You poo.
Then you keep it. (how you do that I do NOT want to know)
Then you hide it. In your living space, more preferably in food that people eat.
Then you gleefully wait and hope no one finds it.

You are FREAKS! Total FREAKS! Neanderthal!!! :hurl: :yuk: :sick: :eeuw:

Who in their right mind would want to KEEP THEIR POO!?!?1?!?!

[SlappY]

Right...let me just get this straight.
You poo.
Then you keep it. (how you do that I do NOT want to know)
Then you hide it. In your living space, more preferably in food that people eat.
Then you gleefully wait and hope no one finds it.

You are FREAKS! Total FREAKS! Neanderthal!!! :hurl: :yuk: :sick: :eeuw:

Who in their right mind would want to KEEP THEIR POO!?!?1?!?!

Chicks... they just dont get it...

[Voicy]

Chicks... they just dont get it...

They just dont...

Chicks are carguards.

[Arbythep00nage]

Right...let me just get this straight.
You poo.
Then you keep it. (how you do that I do NOT want to know)
Then you hide it. In your living space, more preferably in food that people eat.
Then you gleefully wait and hope no one finds it.

You are FREAKS! Total FREAKS! Neanderthal!!! :hurl: :yuk: :sick: :eeuw:

Who in their right mind would want to KEEP THEIR POO!?!?1?!?!

I warned you in advance and mentioned that I am not a freak!

[Arbythep00nage]

Besides wee wee, guys are always proud of their poo, I recon its cos we dont give birth so we pride ourselves in other ways!

[Noodle]

Besides wee wee, guys are always proud of their poo, I recon its cos we dont give birth so we pride ourselves in other ways!

Imagine we did! We could play hide the baby!

Hence we not allowed to give birth :sad:

[Voicy]

Imagine we did! We could play hide the baby!

Hence we not allowed to give birth :sad:

Not anymore anyway...

... has anyone found adam's 1st baby yet ?

[Sheepy]

:rofl: Man that's funny, :hurl:
Sick very sick... but soooooo funny

[senorblinky]

Your OWN poo?
Man, i thought you meant the random dog poo or something, not that it's more acceptable THAT way... noooooooooooooo....

[Voicy]

Your OWN poo?
Man, i thought you meant the random dog poo or something, not that it's more acceptable THAT way... noooooooooooooo....

Dude, if 12 mates are playing, where are you gonna find 12 pieces of dogpoo , besides you've got 12 "local factories" on your doorstep.

And if you get bored of that one , you can always play " Which poo belongs to who?"

[Voicy]

...and since we're on the topic ...

What ever happened to white dog poo? I never see that sh~t around anywhere anymore :sad:

[Hoss]

Freak the neighbours dog out, apparently it comes out white when the hound is stressed; just a theory I heard I wouldn't know better;...

...but its a hell off a lot of fun testing the theory

[veer477]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dis flippen wild! HAHAHAHA!
Why couldn't you just hide rocks, or balled up socks... no boys, as ek poef in my botter kry gaan iemand gebliksem word!

3 ure later en ek kan nogsteeds nie op hou lag nie

:roffel:

[Sminty]

I'm with WW on this one...dude...keeping your own waste...urgh...no ways, I don't even want to look back when I flush....that's just ill.

As for white dog poo, its just when it gets dried in the sun and the dog eats too much calcium...dog foods are more balanced nowadays so it doesn't dry up that way anymore.

[SunnyCash]

Imagine we did! We could play hide the baby!

Hence we not allowed to give birth :sad:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Punky3025]

One word DISGUSTING.

[stoke]

I was thinking more along the lines of DISTURBED.

[Voicy]

More along the lines of DISTRIBUTED :p

[veer477]

More along the lines of DISTRIBUTED :p

Good one voicy :rofl:

[Vortex]

How about DISGUISED?

[Tresbien]

O H ! M Y ! S O U L ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know whether to smack you guys silly or get medical attention for laughing so much! Is there REALLY nothing else to do in EL???? :gno:

[SlappY]

I think we should do a study on white dog pooh... I mean it is truly one of those mysteries... a lot like the Loch Ness Monster.

[Hoss]

Yeah you get the one's that go white cause of drying in the sun and stuff, but I'm talking about dogs actually dropping white ones, white from the get go. My girlfriend's family has two sausage dogs/things that are eternal nervous wreaks, when the one really looses the battle of the nerves turds turn white! These dogs are on a variety of GNLD pills, so I don't think that there is calcium lacking in the diet although those damn pills could be the cause in some otherway!

I don't like those dogs, they hate me too, thought I'd just put that out there!

[Arbythep00nage]

Your OWN poo?
Man, i thought you meant the random dog poo or something, not that it's more acceptable THAT way... noooooooooooooo....

Random dog poo wouldnt be squishy/disgusting enough!

[Arbythep00nage]

How about DISGUISED?

LOL!!

[Arbythep00nage]

O H ! M Y ! S O U L ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know whether to smack you guys silly or get medical attention for laughing so much! Is there REALLY nothing else to do in EL???? :gno:

I feel at this point that I should mention not actually being present on this one, it was told to me in minute detail by my brother....

There was always something to do in EL but it generally came down to something like this!


I think we should do a study on white dog pooh... I mean it is truly one of those mysteries... a lot like the Loch Ness Monster.

I wonder if its like silkworms where you feed them beetroot leaves and they poop out red silk?

[Arbythep00nage]

Im sure if we twist voicy's arm then he might tell you a story I told him to make an ex-boss less intimidating, in fact I dont recall him being able to look at the guy without wanting to laugh.

[SunnyCash]

You Slummies peeps are freaks :D

[Arbythep00nage]

You Slummies peeps are freaks :D

AheAHE aEH aEH aEHaEH aEH Ha eHaE H

At least we dont have crabs that live under our fridges :p

[Voicy]

AheAHE aEH aEH aEHaEH aEH Ha eHaE H

At least we dont have crabs that live under our fridges :p

*lol*

Sunny has crabs :p

[Voicy]

I think we should do a study on white dog pooh... I mean it is truly one of those mysteries... a lot like the Loch Ness Monster.

I'm glad you guys agree with me on this one...

[sss]

but all dog poo used to go white and so dry you could pick it up and move it to the side so you could carry on with your soccer game

[senorblinky]

3 ure later en ek kan nogsteeds nie op hou lag nie

:roffel:

Now you've got me laughing, inteendeel, nou lag ek my gat af. Ek lag nooit vir myself totdat iemand anders vir my lag nie, dan is dit verby. I sound like the dog from datardly and mutley as i'm trying to keep it in.

Maar genuine, in die botter bakkie? nee man...

[Voicy]

Now you've got me laughing, inteendeel, nou lag ek my gat af. Ek lag nooit vir myself totdat iemand anders vir my lag nie, dan is dit verby. I sound like the dog from datardly and mutley as i'm trying to keep it in.

Maar genuine, in die botter bakkie? nee man...

lol... julle etters breek my.

flip, blinkers, ek het gelag vir daai ' dan gaan iemand gebliksem word'
... ek't amper aan my koffie verstik.

[Arbythep00nage]

Now you've got me laughing, inteendeel, nou lag ek my gat af. Ek lag nooit vir myself totdat iemand anders vir my lag nie, dan is dit verby. I sound like the dog from datardly and mutley as i'm trying to keep it in.

Maar genuine, in die botter bakkie? nee man...

Genuine ekse!
lekker geel en bruin botter :D

[senorblinky]

SIF!!!
:rofl:

Nee genuine ouens, dis rerig sif, is daar fotos?

[Arbythep00nage]

SIF!!!
:rofl:

Nee genuine ouens, dis rerig sif, is daar fotos?

Nee, dit was jaare gelede en daar was geen digital kameras of so iets.

Daar is meer stories maar daai een is die beste een.
Voicy het ook een om te vertel.

[senorblinky]

Just between you me and the I.V. - i can't decide whether i want to hear it now, while everyone is still relaxed and not easily offended after the holz, or if you guys should save it for a rainy day, when lulz are few and far between...

[Arbythep00nage]

Ag Blinks, there are always more than one of them!
But I will think about another one, voicy can use his for a rainy day!

[Ga5can]

Is this not a bit ironic? we laugh at it on the one side and on the other we say "SIF-SIES-JUCK-EUGH"

:D

[Voicy]

Is this not a bit ironic? we laugh at it on the one side and on the other we say "SIF-SIES-JUCK-EUGH"

:D

Those are the best kind of laughs :P

... kinda like that time i took my very first dam-kak. Man...

[Lynus]

Oh,and I get put in the " Knuckle Scraper" category with this guy?

[SunnyCash]

AheAHE aEH aEH aEHaEH aEH Ha eHaE H

At least we dont have crabs that live under our fridges :p

His name is Jimmy. ;)

[Arbythep00nage]

Oh,and I get put in the " Knuckle Scraper" catagory with this guy?

:rofl:
Shame Lycan, I feel bad for anyone who gets stuck in the same category as me.
Im almost surprised that my title didnt end up as like "poo hider extrodinaire" or summin like that.

[Onyx]

:rofl:

I think what makes it so funny is because of the uttermost "sif"ness of the whole thing and that someone actually thought of doing it! :rofl: :sick: :rofl:

I got sooo many questions....

[senorblinky]

So, what did your folks say when you told them this story?

[gus]

If my child told me this, I would tell him/her that he/she was adopted. The hospital pics were a fake etc. :eek:

[SunnyCash]

If my child told me this, I would tell him/her that he/she was adopted. The hospital pics were a fake etc. :eek:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arbythep00nage]

:rofl:

I think what makes it so funny is because of the uttermost "sif"ness of the whole thing and that someone actually thought of doing it! :rofl: :sick: :rofl:

I got sooo many questions....

Hehe, most people normally do when I tell them that story.
Im still trying to figure out who came up with the idea and why everyone else actually agreed to do it.



So, what did your folks say when you told them this story?

Tell my folks? you must be insane!
My parental units just wouldnt understand... that and they would look at me funny, er funnier than they already do :(

[Arbythep00nage]

There were some interesting "p00p constellations" that were crafter over the years.
those were sometimes forged as a group or as individuals contributing to the formation.

Im sensing that one has kinda worn thin so on to the next story!

[Arbythep00nage]

See when I was growing up we lived about 150 metres from the sea, so most of my mates would come to my house to get into their wetsuits and walk down to the beach from there.

So one day pretty much like all other days, we got changed and headed off for a surf.
The wave was kranking and we had been out for about 3 hours, when one of the guys decided he needed an "aquabob"

Now and aquabob is the process of pulling your wetsuit half way down and releasing a prisoner out at sea. Its normally done off to the side of where the wave is breaking so that is doesnt come back to haunt you...

The aquabob is closely related to but not the same as the boskak.

So anyways it was one of those days where there werent alot of waves but the ones that were coming through were pretty big, so it was easy to paddle off into the channel for the aquabob. The only hassle for the bugger was that we were frikken far out and the channel he was paddling into was pretty much in the middle of Gonubie bay.
So anyways, we see him paddling off and carry on with our surf, a minute later he is back and feeling alot better apparently. He was scared paddling off into the channel cos there are always sharks around so he made it a quick one.

We surfed for another hour or so and when the wave died down on the tide change we made a move home.

Back at my place we are all getting out of our suits...
Now if you have surfed then you will know that you wear a wetsuit with a rash vest under that to prevent chafing.
So he gets the top of his suit off and all is well, when he took his rash vest off then one of the guys noticed that one of his aquabob "nuggets" had managed to get stuck in his rash vest before he put his suit back on and was now pretty much painting his whole side and most of his back!!!!

It was a sad day for him and thinking of this story makes me realise that I havnt reminded him for a while, think I will send him an email :D :D :D

[Voicy]

*lol* " releasing a prisoner " .. noooooo dude!

We used to make a "damkak" in the old klipdrift dam near Potchefstroom (makes you think twice about drinking the brandy now doesnt it ?).

You were in a boat the whole day so whenever you felt the turtle trying to stick its head out you'd have to jump in the water, get half naked ... and then assume the right position in order to "launch the torpedo" with your bum sticking up.

It was a difficult process, because:

a) there were no currents
b) all the okes on the boat are chucking stuff at you
c) kinda hard to float with your knees next to your ears.

So anyway...

There are a few correct techniques which can be implimented in order to attain great success:

1) The "poepsak helmet"
This self explanatory maneuvre includes lowering your jocks to your knees, then folding them back over your head ... thus keeping your legs suspended in order to keep all body parts away from the big brown bear. Caution...this technique makes you look like youre in labour and could attract attention.

2) The "Sonskyn"
You'd have to bend over forwards and grip your legs with your arms like theyre motorbike handlebars and then you have to squeeze and swim at the same time to avoid skin contact.

The trouble with any of the techniques you may choose to follow is that due to the lack of constant current ... you never know which way the package may be delivered. So you have to create your own current with whichever bodypart is available.

Lastly, due to the practical implimentation of Newton's 2nd law ... "
for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. " , there is always some degree of discomfort. See, everytime you build up sufficient pressure which then escapes through the release valve, a suction is formed which sucks in water before the valve can close again. Please, if you can find any way of avoiding this to take place, please tell me... its most displeasing and feels like youre being violated _ITPMKOW...

The End (for now)

[Thumponius]

:rofl: I really need to get our resident Freud involved with this but it scares me that he may just put it down as normal behaviour.

[Arbythep00nage]

Hahaha voicy, I havnt tried the ol damkak but its sounds tricky!
The scary pictures that went through my mind reading your descriptions were not pleasant!

[stoke]

The backwash is avoided by nipping the "escaping prisoner's" head off, and then waiting for more pressure before releasing, and if there is no more pressure .. you're done.

[Arbythep00nage]

The backwash is avoided by nipping the "escaping prisoner's" head off, and then waiting for more pressure before releasing, and if there is no more pressure .. you're done.

Thats such an elegant way of describing it. Well done on coming over to the dark side stokey!

[stoke]

It's cos I'm shpeshial ... what's your excuse?

[WondaWoman]

I find none of this amusing. Really. I don't want to know how you get rid of your waste, or what you do with it when you don't. :|

[blitzkriegbunny]

I find none of this amusing. Really. I don't want to know how you get rid of your waste, or what you do with it when you don't. :|

And yet you read this thread ...

[Sminty]

I have decided to stop reading this thread and ask myself why I even bothered to read it in the first place. :hurl:

[SunnyCash]

I have decided to stop reading this thread and ask myself why I even bothered to read it in the first place. :hurl:

It's like booze! You know you shouldn't... But you just can't help it :D.

[stoke]

Or teasing a redhead.

[Voicy]

Or teasing a redhead.

*lol*

I still dont know the correct emergency medical procedure to follow in the event of being bitten by a ginger :(

[blitzkriegbunny]

*lol*

I still dont know the correct emergency medical procedure to follow in the event of being bitten by a ginger :(

Run like hell maybe?

[Askari]

Theres a big difference between a red head and a ginger.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, you can even sleep with a black haired girl.....but you will get no sleep with a red head.

[Voicy]

You've been keeping that line for a special occasion haven't you Scary ?

[Askari]

I have a script.....just waiting for the right pompts :p

[WingNut]

Hey there's an Afrikaans version as well!

"'n Rooikop wat nie naai, se hare is 'gedye' " :p

[Askari]

Ja well i was at least trying to be PG rated about it! :p

[WingNut]

haha, ja well Afrikaans is a bit of a PG rated language in general!

But then... I don't need to tell YOU that, right 'Skari? ;)

[Askari]

Ek is eintlik f*kk3n soet.

[Sminty]

argh....I read the bloody thread again!

[Askari]

:wave: @ smints

[Arbythep00nage]

Theres a big difference between a red head and a ginger.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, you can even sleep with a black haired girl.....but you will get no sleep with a red head.

Umm I can tell you from personal experience that red heads are highly overrated.

[Arbythep00nage]

argh....I read the bloody thread again!

Ha!!! it managed to drag you back in :D
its the lure of p00p stories that always brings them back!

[blitzkriegbunny]

LOL

[Vortex]

Umm I can tell you from personal experience that red heads are highly overrated.

That must have been a ginger, not a red.. ;)

[senorblinky]

Jis, julle ouens kan darem kak praat, man, i had a good laugh at that aquabob thing.
Reading this thread is like watching South Park, you're absolutely mortified, but it's just so damn funny...
Nee sies ouens, bliksem.

and you gotta watch out for those ginger ninjas
read more about them here:
http://www.gingerkids.org/