Discipliary Action for derailment

[Punky3025]

In the light of recent posts the following has been decided :

1) Application threads have a specific purpose. Any member that derails these threads will receive a two day site ban and a warning. Three warnings and you are out.

2) Application threads are intended for information to be gathered about prospective clan members. The process is intended to identify and keep the asses out. Members making useless comments can join the ass club.

3) This is a management decision. I have decided and the rest of you will have manage.


Humbly yours

The magnificent fantastic marvelous...etc


PUMPKIN !

[FallenAngelZA]

So how about the weather we had last weekend :D

[SunnyCash]

Asses club :roffel:

[Hoss]

With reference to punky, The Streets says it best;

Geezerz need excitement
If their lives dont provide them this they incite violence
Common sense, simple common sense

[Lynus]

I like this thread,thank you Punky! Good topic too.

[gus]

Then why do you post in application threads Punky? :rofl:

[Vortex]

I've got new socks..

[Punky3025]

So how about the weather we had last weekend :D

Sunny may I spank Fallen....PLEASE

[Punky3025]

Gus I dont want to spank you for obvious reasons.

Vorty please dont make me have a "little chat" with Aunty Tres AGAIN. Remember last time ?

[gus]

I am veeeery relieved about that Punky. I promise to be good in future. :bow:

[SosmanSA]

Now c'mon Punky has a serio....Oh look a rainbow :woah:

[Voicy]

So coming back to those cool frogs I was derailing about the other day.

Man, those are cool frogs. I wish you guys could check them out in the garde---ooh look at SosmanSA's cool rainbow :D

[Voicy]

oh and pardon my under-educatedness ...

but what does " Discipliary Action " mean ?

[gus]

oh and pardon my under-educatedness ...

but what does " Discipliary Action " mean ?

I suspect it has something to do with spanking as applied by Punky, but I fortunately do not know for sure.

[senorblinky]

Ja, i don't think punky like thread derailment, i think he wants to keep the threads short... kinda like him...

[Flatty]

Geez, you guys didn't tell me there was a WrG "Asses Club". Can I join, puhleeeeze? :banana: :bdog: :slide:

[Badapple]

Does anyone know why DSTV is so expensive lately? man its like the petrol price...
oh and seen as we on the topic, what about the price of bread shooting up like that???

mind you i don't eat much bread!

[Noodle]

"Asses Club". Can I join, puhleeeeze? :bdog:
Why do all those things said, sound soo wrong?? :rofl:

[Tresbien]

Vorty please dont make me have a "little chat" with Aunty Tres AGAIN. Remember last time ?

:roffel: Oh no, not again


Why do all those things said, sound soo wrong?? :rofl:

well spotted PastaMan :rofl:

[Voicy]

Ye, well spotted Pool Noodle ... why don't you lend flatspin your asses club card for the day ? :p

[Albereth]

And how did this end up as a comparison between PCs and consoles?

Oh, it didn't.

[Punky3025]

Like most of the rubbish I write there is a tiny message hidden away. Sometimes the message is just more hidden rubbish. I do however feel that App threads should stay on track. It encourages the clan guys to read them without getting lost. It also enables the applicant to respond to questions asked with out forgetting who he/she is and what clan they are applying to join before then end of the first page.

[senorblinky]

However, and this happens at our pad as well, most applicants are often hesitant to read other threads and thus they mainly hang out in their invitation thread. As they don't always feel welcome elsewhere - you might think it's silly, but put yourself in the shoes of a joiner, they don't know the people or what's going on, they'd rather stick to something familiar, something with their name on it.
The derailment in that case then serves as the global icebreaker, everyone gets to tell stories and make the invitee feel welcome (if they are indeed welcome), and that other person would feel more at ease to post random things, because some people aren't as outgoing as rocketboy for example, and they need a little positive reinforcement.

If App threads don't get derailed, then 9 times out of ten they become brackish and stagnant. That is totally my opinion, and you may think i'm wrong for saying so, but you know, we all have our views, we all might make fun of them, but at least we're tolerant of them.

Ultimately, i think, play it by ear.

[Punky3025]

I would hardly call the ramblings of a deranged WoW addict ice break, ground break or any other breaking. You may, however, have a point. If you did have a point, which I doubt, it would be need to be kept under control.

[senorblinky]

:rofl:
I don't know whether i should be incredibly happy or incredibly sad that there's only one of you.
Much props punks! :D

[Vortex]

What Blinky said.. About the socks.. Oh wait, that was me.

OK, what he said about the person feeling at home on his invite thread. I like it: A good reason for derailment! :woot:

[Albereth]

Are you ordering socks with the clan logo on them?

[Vortex]

No, because each person will want different sized socks in different colors from different manufacturers embroidered with different logos and different nicks embroidered in different places.

Perhaps it's 'cause we're different? :D

[Albereth]

May I have my nick embroidered on the back of the left sock please?

[senorblinky]

I'd like a pair of knee socks with my nick printed from top to bottom all the way down my shin. Man, imma gonna be the talk of the town!

[Albereth]

Where do we deposit the money? And how much?

Thanks Vorty, you're the best

[Noodle]

Can I order toe socks (you know those ones that have a section for each toe).

Thanks Vorty!? :sharp:

Oh and ice cream!

[Voicy]

Can I have mine printed on those toe-socks you get that look like gloves ... but for your feet. amazing.

[senorblinky]

OOOOOOOOH! Toe Socks, even better!
I only have a pair of black an white stripy ones, so is it possible to get the black and lime stripy one? or black and red stripy ones, so i can look like the wicked witch of the west?

[Voicy]

What about black and stripey limes? They must taste funky. I wonder if we can laser etch the WrG logo into them...

Btw, how far are you with watching SB ? Have you seen the " cant say jeaorb " one yet ?

[senorblinky]

I constantly forget what this thread is about, then i realise it's a mockery towards thread derailment and i can sya pretty much anything.

however, i am kinda keen about those sock - how's it coming vorty? :rofl:

[Voicy]

You mean this thread isnt about the WrG socks ? oh cookie!

[senorblinky]

No from the title i think it's something about trains.
RC trains maybe?

Lol @ RC Trains, they run on a track, how much control do you REALLY want to exercise over them :rofl:

[Voicy]

... tell that to the inventors of the skelectric system :p

[Vortex]

Can I order toe socks (you know those ones that have a section for each toe).

Thanks Vorty!? :sharp:

Oh and ice cream!

I'm having problems getting the ice cream embroidered with the logo.. The problem I'm having is that Eskom has load shedded the embroidery machine..

[Noodle]

:grr:

[senorblinky]

Ok, but still - is it a possibility? could we get socks?
I would like to sponsor Alb's socks, please.

[Flatty]

...want to borrow that "asses" clubcard please & it would help if I could have a complimentary sock for when I'm finished.

Derailed - you okes cannot possibly stick to the subject & the day you start I'm going to have to look for somewhere else to get my laughs. I think it's a severe case of ADD...

What were we talking about, again? :bdog:

BTW - Blinks - what's happening with the UGL because I've got my ADSL @ last & I'm ready to become an upstanding member of the BUDs (when I've finshed with the club card)?

[senorblinky]

Hahahaha, UGL? You'll have to ask peetie, I'm designated WOW admin for BUDs :rofl:
I'm there and i try to stay current, but i've put people in place to run it so i don't have to (ek weet, ek is sleg :rofl: )

[Voicy]

blah blah blah blah blah Derailed - you okes cannot possibly stick to the subject & the day you start I'm going to have to look for somewhere else to get my laughs. I think it's a severe case of ADD...

What were we talking about, again? :bdog:


/me points to his signature :p

[senorblinky]

Hey, don't make me point at mine!

[SunnyCash]

Black Silk satin Socks with dollar sighs on the heel. :D... oooo and a pink pair for those evenings inn. ;)

[Albereth]

I'm having problems getting the ice cream embroidered with the logo.. The problem I'm having is that Eskom has load shedded the embroidery machine..

So we have to wait like a week or something?

Need sox for Cullen too - he'll have size 8-12

[SunnyCash]

And Fallen 2 but her satin sock must have toesey's :D

[Tresbien]

Ok, the emboidery machine got borked by Eskom, so all sock orders will now be filled by my step-mom. She knits at a fairly fast pace, but only knows the pattern for bedsocks. She'll try work in the logo and nicks :D

[SunnyCash]

Oh noes :yikes:!!!

[senorblinky]

Ok, the emboidery machine got borked by Eskom, so all sock orders will now be filled by my step-mom. She knits at a fairly fast pace, but only knows the pattern for bedsocks. She'll try work in the logo and nicks :D

:blink: Really?
HAHAHAHA, arme mamma! :D
Who brought up this sock idea? that just deserves some rep!

[Vortex]

I blame Albereth..

/me acts innocent (and winks at his new socks)..

[Noodle]

I still want my toe socks :sad:

/me goes and cries in a corner

[NinjaDave]

After researching a complex web of a family tree, it turns out that Tresbien's step-mom is also mine...

Let me give you all fair warning (I have some experience in this matter):

** Don't ask her to cook the socks! **

[Voicy]

Man I could really do with some toe-socks right about now... especially ones with ice cream and WrG tags branded on the sides.

[Arbythep00nage]

but.... im really goo at derailing stuffs.
Lets talk about poo then, im an authority on stories in that regard :D

[Punky3025]

I want socks too

[WondaWoman]

I just saw Punky Pum'kin Poo's new avatar ..:rofl:

[WingNut]

teehee... I thought it was a photo of him! You mean he doesn't look like that!?

[Tresbien]

ooh, I like pumpkin seeds :gyes:

[Voicy]

Some of us have bald patches ... does that mean he's got a pumpkin patch ? *teehee*

[Hoss]

....or does he come from a cabbage patch?

[senorblinky]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh Punky Pumpkin Poo!
Your Avatar looks just like you
Nice and round and homey
Just like you my little gnomey
Now please don't strip your moer and Sue!

:rofl:

[rainy]

I can probably live with him stripping Sue... :p

[senorblinky]

It depends...
Who is sue? :rofl:
As long as she's not married to one of you, that's fine!

[EyeBall]

What's this thread about again ?

[senorblinky]

About Socks if i'm not mistaken.

[Noodle]

Thought it was about Ice Cream?

[EyeBall]

Ice-cream socks FTW !!

[TG]

I thought Punky was looking for disciples? Stop derailing the thread drammit! :mad:

I want to know what discipliary actions he plans on taking with these disciples he's looking to get.

[Tresbien]

do the disciples have to wear orange/saffron frocks and shave their heads and distribute pumpkin seeds to unsuspecting peeps at airports :D

[Noodle]

do the disciples have to wear orange/saffron frocks and shave their heads and distribute pumpkin seeds to unsuspecting peeps at airports :D

...Don't forget they have to wear the toe socks while eating ice-cream!

[senorblinky]

What now TG?
Is Punky a scientologist?

[TG]

No, a discipliologist.

[senorblinky]

i bet he can't even pronounce that.
personaly, i would've added another "alolilo" in there...
:rofl:

[Voicy]

down with discipliotology !!!

/me puts on his ice cream socks and protests outside the discipliotarium