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Titan
29th January 2008, 12:16 PM
Scenario:Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1970 Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2008 Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1970 Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2008 Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1970 Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2008 Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school

1970 Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2008 Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1970 Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2008 Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1970 Ants die.

2008 Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1970 Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2008 Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

stoke
29th January 2008, 12:26 PM
The truth is out there ... now .. who is paying attention?
Perhaps them that are not paying attention need a blerry good hiding.

Flangenimblick
29th January 2008, 12:54 PM
I swear the content of this thread has made an appearance on this forum before?

Either way it's very funny and sadly quite true. hehe

Stool
29th January 2008, 03:19 PM
im glad things changed....
woulda been dead boring if it stayed the same

Sminty
29th January 2008, 03:28 PM
It has been on the forums:
http://www.wargeeks.org/showthread.php?t=4341

I'm with Stool but for different reasons..although I do find some it quite depressing.

FeralBanana
29th January 2008, 06:06 PM
Jissus okes, its NOT THAT BAD.

I'm in school, it's 2008 and look at me, look how I turned out!

:p

stoke
29th January 2008, 06:24 PM
Eggzakkery.

Stool
29th January 2008, 07:34 PM
i like to class these as 'tea party' stories

kinda stuff my mom and her groupies discuss over pots n pots of tea. just drown it out to the background

doobiwan
29th January 2008, 07:59 PM
Jissus okes, its NOT THAT BAD.

I'm in school, it's 2008 and look at me, look how I turned out!

:p

That's it, I'm home schooling my kids.

Lynus
29th January 2008, 08:45 PM
If ya want a shining example of a student, dont go near Feral..come my direction

Sminty
30th January 2008, 05:52 AM
The thing is the kids haven't really changed....its the administration and over protective parents. Its not as crazy as the article says, but it is nuts in many ways. One teacher at my daughter's primary school had a class that had been very disruptive so she had them sit quietly on the mat with their hands on their heads. She ended up being he focus of discpiary action herself because she had "violated the children's Human Rights" by making them put their hands on their heads.

Wish I had that sort of protection when I was in the military or as I see it, state sanctioned enslavement.....I'm still hoping some clever lawyer finds a way to bring a class action suit against the former government for that.

senorblinky
30th January 2008, 08:49 AM
The thing is the kids haven't really changed....its the administration and over protective parents. Its not as crazy as the article says, but it is nuts in many ways. One teacher at my daughter's primary school had a class that had been very disruptive so she had them sit quietly on the mat with their hands on their heads. She ended up being he focus of discpiary action herself because she had "violated the children's Human Rights" by making them put their hands on their heads.


And that's not as crazy as the article?

I have a lot of respect for you parents out there, i really do, especially the ones with the little kids coming up.

Much props to all of you!

doobiwan
30th January 2008, 10:44 AM
The thing is the kids haven't really changed....its the administration and over protective parents. Its not as crazy as the article says, but it is nuts in many ways. One teacher at my daughter's primary school had a class that had been very disruptive so she had them sit quietly on the mat with their hands on their heads. She ended up being he focus of discpiary action herself because she had "violated the children's Human Rights" by making them put their hands on their heads.

Wish I had that sort of protection when I was in the military or as I see it, state sanctioned enslavement.....I'm still hoping some clever lawyer finds a way to bring a class action suit against the former government for that.


Well I'm officially a happy hippy draft dodger :p I was in 2nd year Varsity and never renewed my deferment, so I skipped out. Fortunately it was the very last draft anyway and only 10% of peeps pitched.