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Albereth
22nd March 2006, 11:07 AM
Do not be afraid of being the biggest meanest mofo fish in the puddle. Bide your time and find a server that has a bunch of Noobs playing. Friday night is usually a good night to go hunting because Noobs don't get to spend every night on BF2. Also look for the clan servers - they tend to be under populated while everyone else is on the 48 player servers. So if you get your timing right you'll find a bunch of Noobs - they the ones without clan tags. And they'll be on foot because they know the choppers and planes crash. They don't hop. They stand still. And they tend to not operate in squads.

Take your jet and bomb them. And bomb them some more. Don't worry if you get a few team kills while you do it, overall you'll score.

Keep focused. It is not about fun. It is about the points.

Show no mercy.

Lock your squad. You most certainly don't want a Noob joining you. Heavens - he might spawn in your gunship. Remember that - it's your gunship.

If one does get in - swear a lot. It will send them packing. All the 733t CS players do that so too should the BF players.

So if you're up to it and have absolutely no redeeming features as a human being you'll be ready for the little liars clan.

Of course, if you understand that it is a game and that you get more enjoyment if everyone else does as well, then WrG could be the place for you.

FeralBanana
22nd March 2006, 07:28 PM
Wow that sounds pretty ghey... Could you teach me?

Jk... that sounds pretty awful... How about we go teach those noobhunters a lesson? go onto one of the servs... and kill em all!

Hrmph... sounds like one of those things about becoming what you hate...


shh!

jk all... im nice inside :p

Bass
24th March 2006, 10:04 AM
Hehe ... good one Albereth :)

It is good to be in a clan that is FUN to be in/ play with !! :D

WAJKILLER2
24th March 2006, 10:29 AM
It is good fun, i try and take some noobs into the squad, show them how its done.

sss
24th March 2006, 12:05 PM
i try and take noobs into my squad... use them as human shields!

FeralBanana
24th March 2006, 04:24 PM
lol... they stick to the side of the chopper?

:p jk

NerdBoyZa
24th March 2006, 09:39 PM
lol... they stick to the side of the chopper?

:rofl:

SaintMg
25th March 2006, 05:38 PM
i'm still a noooob

Drusky
25th March 2006, 07:16 PM
me too. A noob with a clan tag :D

Megnut3025
25th March 2006, 07:41 PM
I'm a noob too...not joining any WrG squads anymore...I always thought they were smiling because they were happy to see me...they are... to use me as their human shield...

fivel
25th March 2006, 07:56 PM
Sigh what happened to take one for the team Meg...

rainy
26th March 2006, 07:40 PM
Wel, it stops being funny if you're the one doing all the taking :p

stoke
27th March 2006, 07:45 AM
My bullet holes have bullet holes !

Drusky
1st April 2006, 12:44 PM
//me shoots stoke in his bullet hole bullet .hole

FeralBanana
1st April 2006, 10:51 PM
Lol...




April Fools!

stoke
2nd April 2006, 10:06 AM
Typical :p.

FeralBanana
2nd April 2006, 12:54 PM
what, of me or of April?




Or of dem fools :p

stoke
3rd April 2006, 10:28 AM
Typical.