Is this dude ghei?

[Voicy]

To those of you who don't know Vernon Koekemoer ...

on first sight, he seems to be a bit of a fairy to some... I'll let you make up your own mind.

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob1.jpg

Right ... now show of hands ... who reckons this oke is a moffie?

All votes in? Click below to see the results so far...



http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob2.jpg

Chillin` wit Leo and his homeys gains you instant anti-ghei street cred , y0.

Energade? this...is... WATER!

[SlappY]

Waahaahaa... LOL!!!

[stoke]

Inside joke?
edit : suddenly the picture appears .. bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[senorblinky]

OMR that is flippen EXCELLENT!
I saw this yesterday, thought he was just a nother Rambo wannabe.

[Voicy]

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob3.jpg

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob4.jpg

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob5.jpg

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob6.jpg

[Voicy]

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob7.jpg

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob8.jpg

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob9.jpg

[Voicy]

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/billybob10.jpg

[Voicy]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj16/diepietie/verncopy.jpg

[senorblinky]

http://photos-994.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v194/110/3/684865994/n684865994_703591_6090.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v214/41/81/642651931/n642651931_696506_9070.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v214/41/81/642651931/n642651931_696507_9382.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v181/64/55/669842726/n669842726_706567_4629.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v192/144/113/544952596/n544952596_1005565_2653.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v215/198/7/587046442/n587046442_702103_7659.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v189/64/74/786320223/n786320223_2495124_2662.jpg

[Voicy]

[-]Ag nee man Blinky, I blocked faceboook from work... can't view those pics. :sad:[/-] i haxx0red the router into letting me see it :D

[senorblinky]

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v195/192/25/673290599/n673290599_1002705_7769.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v214/64/55/669842726/n669842726_706374_2583.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v181/243/102/602127330/n602127330_672714_727.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v214/108/21/822455146/n822455146_2487828_896.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v214/157/100/743451001/n743451001_960234_460.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v215/231/8/603610982/n603610982_692215_4576.jpg
WTS [Tappet], whisp offers
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v197/37/42/797935723/n797935723_2485529_1847.jpg
How's that spiderman boogie board okes? Verns is REG!

[senorblinky]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v193/172/45/551795307/n551795307_671111_7747.jpg
Flip, that's classic, the three bears and little vernilocks

[senorblinky]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v217/58/89/765555384/n765555384_2479190_2739.jpg

[Voicy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No blinky noooooo!!!!!

man i laughed at the boogie board & He-man ones !!!!

flip this is funny stuff!

[TG]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/84/voicygheift1.jpg

Yes, yes he is!

:oops:

What's this thread about again?

Who's Vernon Koekemoer?

[Voicy]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/84/voicygheift1.jpg

Yes, yes he is!

:oops:

What's this thread about again?

Who's Vernon Koekemoer?

*LOL* - only saw my name showing up below the title of the thread now. :slap: ... didn't anticipate so many pics being added.

[stoke]

Okay, I've stopped the compulsive giggling now .. finally .. phew ...
Where is the Chuck vs Vernon stuff?

[CarRi0n]

OMG, I can't stop laughing, this is k@k funny stuff. PLease gimme more. LMAO\

:roffel::roffel::roffel::roffel::roffel::roffel:

[Lynus]

I don't get it,who is this guy with the water?

[Voicy]

:slap:

Lycan, you're the emo'ist emo kid i've ever seen. You never catch my jokes dude :sad:

Stop being a lolfag or i'll get vernon to moer you.

[stoke]

Lynus! VernonK will make spaghetti out of your blankie!

[Noodle]

Lynus! VernonK will make spaghetti out of your blankie!

:jawdrop:

[Lynus]

:slap:

Lycan, you're the emo'ist emo kid i've ever seen. You never catch my jokes dude :sad:

Stop being a lolfag or i'll get vernon to moer you.

It's not that they're not funny..well,maybe it is..:mindblowing:

Maybe im a generation or 4 too young to know..

Besides, maybe one of these days you'll find one that's not some wack person posing in tight pants.

[Voicy]

Vernon sal jou koeke-moer!

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/boxer.jpg

die tjopper manne

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/chopper.jpg

Flags of our vernons

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/flag.jpg

visvang!

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/haai.jpg

Homebru

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/homebru.jpg

[Voicy]

commercial Vernon

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/ipod.jpg

Vernon shot JFK!

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/jfk.jpg

Ons hero

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/jonty.jpg

J-Zee en die V-man

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/jz.jpg


Vernon R legend

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/legend.jpg

[Voicy]

Die Leeu loop !

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/lion.jpg

8bit vernon

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/mario.jpg

Leaning tower of Vernon

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/pizza.jpg

We are not alone

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/space.jpg

The dark side

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/sw.jpg

[Voicy]

Chuck se hero

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/tattoo.jpg

Vernon en die Vermon

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/vermon.jpg




waar's Vernon?

http://www.voicy.za.net/images/random/fail/waldo.jpg

[Noodle]

Thanks for the Avatar idea :p

[stoke]

Teh sickness! It's spreading ... Vernoooooooooooon!

[Askari]

Seriously....WTF is Vernon Koekemoer?

[TG]

no clue.

[Badapple]

He's the Ghei looking Rambo wanna-bee in all the pics and can like to hang out on the east rand at H2O!! :D

[senorblinky]

He was the oke at the H20 party last weekend, but he looked like a bloody trollop, with his tight shorts, tight shirt and blouse with his lekker strap on buffaloes. Now there is a group on facebook who wants to make him famous.

His real name is not vernon koekemoer, but he is SA's answer to Chuck Norris.

Or you could say vernon koekemoer is like that baby that got photoshopped with a helmet, or as a vampire, or that troglodyte cavedwelling women at the rave who was super imposed to seem like she is godzilla etc. It's south africa's internet phenomenon - embrace it!

[Voicy]

Vernon Koekemoer is luke Skywalker's father.

[senorblinky]

Vernon koekemoer wears a blouse to conceal his chest fists.

[Voicy]

VernonK sal vir Schalk burger moer.

[senorblinky]

VernonK HET AL vir Schalk Burger gemoer.

[WondaWoman]

:loser: You okes are weird.

[senorblinky]

You know, you would think that, since we are on the Sports Illustrated website and talking about sports and cars and clothes the whole day long...
O wait no, no, we are on a gamer website, That talks about games and internet activity for the most part... So that means we're actually pretty normal, one would think...

I think Wonda Woman is Vernon Koekemoer...

[WondaWoman]

Don't make me negetive rep you blinky...

[stoke]

VernonK is immune to WaWa's power.

[senorblinky]

She can't be vernon then, vernon wouldn't be able to spell "Rep"

[Voicy]

vernonK doesnt give reps ... he just does alot of them.

[senorblinky]

Good one!
Ja, he puts his buffaloes on the two sides of the broom stick, then he goes at it.
I think he can almost do 10, but those buffaloes are big man.

[Voicy]

*lol*

there really IS a vernon koekemoer ---> http://www.radiokragbron.co.za/guestbook/guestbook.php?page=11

[senorblinky]

Hehehehe, siestog: vernon_koekemoer @ yahoo.com.au

Mebbe we should send him some pictures?!

[Noodle]

Blinks! Awesome Avatar!!! :rofl:

[senorblinky]

Thanks for noticing Noods!
:rofl:

[WondaWoman]

The truth about the origins of Vernon K come out...

http://www.wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1180&stc=1&d=1205499790

He's actually tight with the banana hammock club :D Makes much more sense now doesn't it?

[senorblinky]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wonda you biscuit!

[Voicy]

Agge nee perd!

[senorblinky]

I think, you need to break out the red text and write "PWNED!" on there...

[Lynus]

I still don't get it..

[senorblinky]

And you keep admitting it to us?!
don't break your head over this Lynus, it'll be over by next week.

[Arbythep00nage]

or like "fail" will also do!

[Sheepy]

:roffel:
Man that's funny Wawa :bow:

[Lynus]

And you keep admitting it to us?!
don't break your head over this Lynus, it'll be over by next week.

But it's oh so uncool,that all you peeps are laughing and having a good time, while I don't understand :mad:

[Badapple]

:roffel: Vernon cracks me up, man!!!

[Badapple]

More VernonK

[TG]

This whole vernonk thing, apart from being completely baffling, is boring.

[Voicy]

This whole vernonk thing, apart from being completely baffling, is boring.

I just found it fascinating how, within a matter of days, people could make such a big hype receiving such a big and very creative response.

It's provided me with days of laughter and I think stokey will back me up on that one.

[stoke]

Uh hu. I recevied main this morning with 19 new VernonK pitcures ...
Nineteen.
Nnininininininninteeeen!
Impressive.

[senorblinky]

I don't think it's boring. I love to see the entire online community of SA getting together and taking the piss out of some random tappet. You have got to appreciate that.

[Vortex]

I can understand why people are baffled, however the way everyone is having their go is really funny! Most of the pictures are badly executed, but every now and then there is a real GEM! :)

I wonder what the poor dude's real name is - if he or his buddies have seen the pictures he must feel real embarrassed!

[Noodle]

I wonder what the poor dude's real name is - if he or his buddies have seen the pictures he must feel real embarrassed!

Or Famous! Guess he really can wear that T-Shirt that says "I'm famous on the internet" :p

[Badapple]

I don't think it's boring. I love to see the entire online community of SA getting together and taking the piss out of some random tappet. You have got to appreciate that.

Tappet :rofl: I LOVE eeet!!

[senorblinky]

Hehehehehe, thanks, we used to call people tappets back in highschool, i don't know why we stopped. It's a great word for a bladdy spanner :D

[Voicy]

Hehehehehe, thanks, we used to call people tappets back in highschool, i don't know why we stopped. It's a great word for a bladdy spanner :D

I gonna moer you!

RB and I went to a technical highschool named Port Rex...they called us spanners. "What do you call a schoolbus full of port rexians? - a toolbox"

anyway, got called lots ... spanners/grease monkeys etc.

Whenever the english okes at the school saw a bunch of us afrikaans okes parking behind the workshop they'd always shout " LOW TIDE!" ... coz that's when all the Rocks are out. :slap:

[Noodle]

" LOW TIDE!" ... coz that's when all the Rocks are out. :slap:
:rofl:

[senorblinky]

Hereby i request the red peeps to change Voicy and RB's user title to Spanner and Tappet respectively, hahahahahaha! Or Rock and Spanner! BWAHAHAHA! Just doing my part to make you feel at home, 2 stroke.

[senorblinky]

Vernon of the day!

[Badapple]

LOL Blinky, i have those too, but youza beat me to it!!! :D

[Badapple]

More Vernon

[senorblinky]

looks like we got the same email :rofl:
I just posted the ones i liked (and i was too lazy to post the rest)

[Badapple]

:unimpressed: Lazy Blinky!!

[Darnit696]

.... its actually about the water...

[Badapple]

hey its water week this week, maybe you onto somefink there Darnit :shrug:

[stoke]

http://www.wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1203&stc=1&d=1206017257

[senorblinky]

Is it just me or is the nothing in Stoke's Post?

[stoke]

The link to the picture is : http://www.wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1203&stc=1&d=1206017257 ...

re-uploaded : http://www.wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1214&stc=1&d=1206441274 ...

[stoke]

or ... http://www.wargeeks.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1214&stc=1&d=1206441274

[senorblinky]

LEGEND!
So are they any close to a real name for this dude?

[Voicy]

http://ramboguy.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/n623836974_703824_6978.jpg

[senorblinky]

?!
I don't get it...

[Vortex]

Dat's funneh!

[stoke]

Kassie is VernonK.
He's 51 years old man ... fifty flippin one!


Cassie Booyse, 51, was interviewed on national radio on Friday about his alter ego and was later due to meet adoring fans at a Boksburg nightclub. :: http://www.thestar.co.za/?fSectionId=&fArticleId=vn20080405102259184C957950 ::

Vernon in the Vodacom (No STUPID MEERKAT) Ad : http://www.webaddict.co.za/2008/04/18/vernon-koekemoer-vodacom-tv-ad/

Look at what's in his hand .. :rofl:

[WingNut]

hehe, yeah saw him on Kwela last week, he looks like a nice oke :)