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Punky3025
14th April 2006, 09:35 AM
Three tortoises decide to go for a picnic. It takes them 10 days to get to the picnic site. When they get there they discover that they have left the tin can opener at home. They draw sticks to see who will who will go back for the tin can opener ( a 20 day journey ). Reluctantly the unluck tortoise ( Lets call him Fivel) draws the short stick. He argues vehemently that he will not go because the other 2 will eat the sandwiches whilst he is gone. He eventually agrees to go after they promise not to eat the sandwiches. After 20 days nd no sign of Fivel they begin to feel hungry, after 25 they r famished and decide Fivel has taken to long. They unwrap the sanwiches and are about to take a bite when fivel jumps out from behind a rock and says " See I knew you wouldn't wait now I'm definatley not going. :D


THIS WAS POSTED TO IMPROVE MY THREAD STATS FOLLOWING THE WHOLE CLEAN OUT THE CLAN THEORY
Punky3025
20th April 2006, 09:19 PM
Obviuosly nobody liked my joke ( Punky sulks)
Megnut3025
20th April 2006, 09:27 PM
Well, not just because I'm Punkys wif...but I thought it was quite sweet...I'm usually the tortoise thats gets sent to do the 20 day hike stuff...and is actually stupid enough to go... and when I get back they haven't only eaten all the sarmies... but they've left all the dishes for me to do aswell :sad:
stoke
20th April 2006, 11:01 PM
Nobody comments about sweet jokes xcept for women [me endless loops meself !] :p.
NerdBoyZa
21st April 2006, 02:46 AM
Hey Punky.

I'll give you some support.... Get Supplies Here!!!! ........

:rofl:
FeralBanana
21st April 2006, 04:20 PM
Hmm... Don't Geddit, solly :p
Megnut3025
21st April 2006, 04:42 PM
@Feral...thats because you're a crazy banana and not a tortoise :p
FeralBanana
22nd April 2006, 02:21 PM
Shh! Not so loud! I'm really an undercover agent... :p
FeralBanana
22nd April 2006, 02:21 PM
w00t! that was my post #500!

Sergeant!

Yeah!
TG
22nd April 2006, 06:58 PM
Damn, 4 hours later, and he's already +22 posts!
FeralBanana
22nd April 2006, 07:01 PM
lol... I actually wouldn't mind getting a postcount of 0 but ONLY IF I could get a custom thingy (ie, instead of 'staff sergeant' etc...)

Then again, it would be nicer to get one and still keep my current postcount :p
Alluvium
23rd April 2006, 09:14 PM
i just went "ha" when i read it , wasnt worth two has' :p