The Blankie Scenario

[SlappY]

Ok ,so cause of the generated interest here is the whole story.

So firstly, a bit of back history for those not in the know. Whenever Askari comes round for a braai he tends to get the chills and makes for the kids pink princess blankie. This happened to his detrement around the time the man thread was created, and opened him up to public scorn and ridicule... I may have had a small hand in this.

But despite being lambasted by his peers, Mike held fast with his endevor for total body warmth. By this time another issue was developing. Everytime uncle Mike comes to visit, the kid looses her blankie. This is not too much of an issue so much as me having a grown man prancing around my house like a tail gunning fairy. Something had to be done.

So for christmas I decided to get Mike a blankie. Not just any blankie mind you. I got him a MANLY WWE "John Cena" wrestling blankie to help him pep his tarnished image a little. And just to show I care, I had the words "Mikes Manly Blankie" Embroided on it, not only to show the populace that the blankie belongs to Mike, but serving the duel purpose of clearing up any misconceptions as to his stance on pure unadulterated manliness.

Introducing, Askari and his new and improved "Manly Blankie"

[TG]

Hahahah awesome!

[stinkthumb]

" having a grown man prancing around my house like a tail gunning fairy."

Thats the funniest phrase (well clause really) I have read in a very long time!:D

[Voicy]

It is ... dare I say ... LEGENDARY!

[stoke]

Legend! Absolutely freaking Legendary!
EDIT : Voicy you haxxor!)

[Askari]

I am arent I?

[Noodle]

Brilliant post! :rofl:

[senorblinky]

Most genius gift idea ever Slappy, well done boys!

[Arbythep00nage]

Slappy, seriously dude you are king!
Throghout the ages there have been good ideas, but this owns them all!

P.s Scary your superhero photos just make it, I notice how you kinda have John cena "hugging" you while you have the blanky on though :/

[SlappY]

IABBMSOW

[Askari]

YAAFA

[senorblinky]

YAAFA?
You Are A Flippen Asshat?

[Askari]

Close.....very very close.

[Vortex]

IABBMSOW

In A Big Bald Man Sort Of Way?

[stoke]

In a blerry bliksemse mamparra sort of way?

[Hoss]

IABBMSOW

Im A Butty Boy Making Sexytime Overtures W.... something something (I don't have anything for that)

[Voicy]

Im A Butty Boy Making Sexytime Overtures

No wonder you had a ghei stalker :borat:

[Hoss]

Hows your girlfriend?

[Noodle]

Could I please just point out that having a "blankie" is in no way manly, no matter what half naked ripped guy is on it....

[Arbythep00nage]

Hows your girlfriend?

Urk!
See this is why i dont mess with the Hoss and those lightning take-you-off-at-the-ankles chirps of his!

[SlappY]

Could I please just point out that having a "blankie" is in no way manly, no matter what half naked ripped guy is on it....

Its progress.... We trying to nudge him in the right direction.

[Drusky]

Try nudge him towards that slope above his house with the slope glider I sent him.

[SlappY]

Are you kidding. That would require some form of exersize on his part.... and that aint happening any time soon.

[Askari]

Hey I excersise. I have a healthy beer grip. And you try dragging a 320kg jetski (excluding my awesomely heavy catch) up a beach on your own! Oh wait I nearly forgot, you got dropped off so your wife could fetch you and missed out on the real work cos you were sooooo sick.

Drip.

[Voicy]

Slappy has a wife? :yikes:

[SlappY]

Slappy has a wife? :yikes:

Why do you make it sound so implausible? :D

[SlappY]

Hey I excersise. I have a healthy beer grip. And you try dragging a 320kg jetski (excluding my awesomely heavy catch) up a beach on your own! Oh wait I nearly forgot, you got dropped off so your wife could fetch you and missed out on the real work cos you were sooooo sick.

Drip.

Reason I was sick is cause you drive that thing worse than you drive your car... which is saying a lot.

[Askari]

Cos youre such an ugly barstard?

And Voicy she is actually a failry good looking woman for someone from the inbreeding capital of KZN.

[SlappY]

Cos youre such an ugly barstard?

And Voicy she is actually a failry good looking woman for someone from the inbreeding capital of KZN.

Between my square jawline, chisled abs and magnetic personality, what woman wouldnt find this package so totally irresistable.

I'm a catch.

[TG]

I'm a catch.

So is an STD.

[Askari]

I'm a catch.

Dude, theres like 7 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone out there other than your mother has gotto love you.

[Tresbien]

...I had the words "Mikes Manly Blankie" Embroided on it, not only to show the populace that the blankie belongs to Mike, but serving the duel purpose of clearing up any misconceptions as to his stance on pure unadulterated manliness.


I'm curious as to what the embroiderer's face looked like when you asked for "Mikes Manly Blankie" (tm)

[SlappY]

Dude, theres like 7 billion people on the planet. Statistically someone out there other than your mother has gotto love you.

Yet you still havent come right?

[Askari]

I'm curious as to what the embroiderer's face looked like when you asked for "Mikes Manly Blankie" (tm)

It was his mother. Or his wifes mother. Cant quite remember.

[Askari]

Yet you still havent come right?

Caroline says she loves me. That counts.

[SlappY]

Caroline says she loves me. That counts.

She's just after your money.

[senorblinky]

:gno:

I would LOVE to see you two in action at a braai or something.

[Vortex]

She's just after your money.

Askari has money? :hmmm:

[Drusky]

In an African way he is very wealthy. he has chikkuns and goats and delux hair clippers and a custom made slope soarer.

[Arbythep00nage]

:gno:

I would LOVE to see you two in action at a braai or something.

Yeah, I was hoping for that when i was in Durban too, but Slappy and stool dont talk around strange people from Gonubie much :(

[senorblinky]

Their afraid Gonubie people might steal their fillings. Boksburg people have that strange habit too.

[Drusky]

Senorbikini tries even harder to become the target of the Boksburg North Hotel roughs.

[SlappY]

Yeah, I was hoping for that when i was in Durban too, but Slappy and stool dont talk around strange people from Gonubie much :(

My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.

[Drusky]

Then you shoudn't talk to Senorbikini, noone stranger than him :hmmm: ...don't talk to yourself either for that matter.

[SintaxErr]

I'm not talking to myself anymore.. Last time i did, we had and argument and i'm just not going to have a repeat of that again... :D

[Arbythep00nage]

My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.

Sure im stranger than some, but im still pretty normal! kind of.
Besides you hang out with Mike, how much stranger can you get!

[Hoss]

...have you not met stinkthumb?

[stinkthumb]

...have you not met stinkthumb?

Hey! What's that supposed to mean Hoss, I was so well behaved when I met you :D

[Megnut3025]

:rofl: What a funny thread!! :rofl:

Nice gift Slappy!! :woot: