Wii-Fail

[senorblinky]

http://wiifail.com/
/facepalm

[stinkthumb]

Whahahahahhahawhawah!

Make way for the fail train...

Choo Choo!

[Ga5can]

lol ... that was one mean bowling ball!!!! and a small lounge! :D

[senorblinky]

Imagine he was a guest in your house and he did that to your TV.
Jisterday, ek sou naar wees.

[Ga5can]

Blinky, talking about my TV ... when are we having a movie night at my place? One where we can watch a Sharon Stone movie :)

[senorblinky]

Ok, thankfully, i am in a good place right now, so that Sharon Stone remark just flew way passed met, no reason to get upset. But let's not make a habit out of it.

Anytime boet, just call me during office hours, it seems that i proved (yet again) that i CANNOT be trusted with a cell phone at night or over the weekend. I just do not answer it, because it is never with me.

One of my newest friends, CJ, thought that i was mad at her and couldn't understand why i refused to speak to her, but Ga5can, as one of my dearest friends, you know never to phone me over a weekend, because i never answer. My other friends are used to it by now, and i would like to show you some of their responses (These are real, had this conversation with them this morning)

My question was: Nou vra ek vir julle, hoe sleg is ek met ‘n selfoon? Op ‘n skaal van 0 tot 10, hoe sleg?

Kobus said:
Ja jy is f*%%#^ bad met n cell, maar gelukkig het ek al die nommers en kanse dat n ou jou in die hande kry as die fan regtig vol ekskriment is is gewoonlik goed. So I dont mind.

Hein said:
Ja Ali ons weet dit is jou way daai, so is al gewoont daaran. Nie n problem nie, dit is hoeko Han* n foon het.

* - Han (or Hanli) is my sister, my friends normally phone me on her phone... true story...

Francois said:
Ja nee Ali jy is terrible met selfone, selfs gedurende werks ure. Dis hoekom ons jou bel in die week en herinner op vrydae.

Andante said:
Alex, jys super shitty met jou foon, mar ons aanvaar jou soos jy is en is nog lief vir jou (meeste van die tyd!) :)

Please keep in mind, Andante is HOT, so i mean, really, come on.

So yes, last night at about 10:34, i checked my messages and i noticed that Riaan (you might know him as wingnut) phoned me. I am sick for missing his call and feel too kak to even SMS an apology, so now i'm martyring myself here with an arb post, but also, with a warning that YES, i am extremely BAD with a cellphone, just ask people like Ga5 and Titan (and Carryon) and these are people i love and admire.

If you phone me and i don't answer, SMS please, and i will get back to you. i just have to add, in case it's not clear - it's not call screening, i just leave the thing everywhere. sometimes i go home and leave the thing at the offices - now THAT is fun.

[WingNut]

hahaha, when I started reading the post, I almost started replying after the 2nd paragraph to tell my woeful story of being completely and utterly dissed this weekend... but luckily I stayed until the end, so no need... :D

Sal jou volgende keer sms, vroegtydig(!) dat ons mekaar nou nie weer so mis nie...

Maar dis reg, voel skuldig jou bierts! :rofl:

[senorblinky]

Ek is jammer my kampioen, ek love jou en love dit nog meer om met jou te kuier, BITTER spyt ek het julle gemis.

[Arbythep00nage]

back to teh wii, that tv got GELEM!

[Bass]

Ahh well - if the user refuses to use the remote properly, and ignores the repeated advice to put the wrist strap on, then he only has himself to blame ...

[sss]

most of my friends are idiots.... so i can't buy a Wii

[Arbythep00nage]

You should probably seek new ones then.
I remeber all the stuff about the wii when it was first launched and Nintendo having to send out strong straps cos people were breaking them along with expensive plasmas and LCD's