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BambisRevenge
14th May 2006, 03:19 PM
You know when uve played to much oblivion When:

*You try and block with ur knife in bf2...*
*You think to simply save in real life situations that you can only do once before you do it and load if you mess up...*
*You wonder why it doesnt lag in movies when a large group of enemies charge...*
*When you walk around in real life you think geez these graphics are good...*
*You wonder why poeple dont just load when they die in movies...*
*You have a strange tendancy to want to jump everywhere you go...*
*You wonder why you cant just do a different quest instead of homework...*
*When you go swimming you constantly get frustrated when ur water walking spell doesn't work...*
*And when you simply fall over when you try and carry 10 times your body weight you think "next time I level up im increasing my strength"...*

Bambi ^^
Feral (is too lazy to make his own post) vv

*You try and quicksave in real life, it doesn't work, then think how stupid you are... You still haven't assigned a key/mouse button to quicksave!!*
*A person raises their fists/a pole at you and you try rclick/block :p*
*When a person has a cool possession, you think... Frenzy up to level 25 so (s)he attacks me so that I can kill him/her and steal their stuff without it getting me bounty!*
*When someone asks why your character is a female, you reply: 'But they get great attributes!' without realising ANYTHING about what you just said* (has happened to Feral... Truly :p)
*When you sit down at your computer, thinking about life (ie, not concerntrating) you ALWAYS run oblivion (desktop folder... games... oblivion.. play game.. Huh? What did I just do?!)*

FeralBanana
14th May 2006, 06:58 PM
:rofl:


Sooo true about the save thing, I once tried to save before I went into a test! 0_o

Megnut3025
14th May 2006, 07:16 PM
I read it and think its very funny... I'll tell you that after I had been playing BF2 all night a little while back. I got up in the morning...opened the lounge curtains...saw one of those hardidaa(sp) birds on the neighbours roof and my first thought was to shoot at it... lol...was quite worried about that thought...what if it had been the neighbour on the roof.... :p
been going to councelling sessions since then...now I open the curtains with my eyes closed in the mornings...until my thoughts are all calm and collected... :rofl:

rainy
14th May 2006, 07:25 PM
I had a similar situation like that, Meg. But my first reflex was not to shoot at the bird (it was a white pigeon), but to bring up the sniper scope so I can see it better :D

FeralBanana
14th May 2006, 08:28 PM
lol, I once tried the same...


But I don't have curtains, so it didn't work...

:p :p

Ruslan74
15th May 2006, 08:13 AM
*when you try to light up a torch early in the morning when its dark

:p

BambisRevenge
15th May 2006, 04:58 PM
*when you try to light up a torch early in the morning when its dark

:p

lol ive never done that because i play high elf and dont need torches:p

btw i finished the main quest SOOOO cool but im a but sad and disapointed that i finished it.... i want MORE!

StaticS
18th May 2006, 07:40 PM
:rofl: i tried to block wif a knife in bf2 and boy did it not work!