Have some coke

[Flatty]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090817/sc_livescience/mostusmoneylacedwithcocaine;_ylt=AmfHQeITgV_m1L18.UANdMCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTMxZG43aG1pBGFzc2V0A2xpdmVzY2llbmNlLzIwMDkwODE3L21vc3R1c21vbmV5bGFjZWR3aXRoY29jYWluZQRwb3MDNwRzZWMDeW5fbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHNsawNtb3N0dXNtb25leWw-

[stinkthumb]

I wonder what they will find if they test RSA's money..

[Voicy]

Rather interesting, when I still worked at our local pub, you'd often find cocaine traces in number grooves on credit cards that people paid with. They often used it to cut lines etc. on toilet seats as well. Very sexy.

[stoke]

Some of them up-market clubs in Rivonia / Sandton had one or two glass shelves in the bathrooms with nothing on the shelves. I always wondered what on earth they were for and why on earth they were so low.

I was so naive.

[SlappY]

The real question is how did you get into an upmarket club Stokie?

[stoke]

The usual way ... dragged there by women while I was kicking and screaming: no! no! no! no!
Freaking R40 for a spiced-gold & coke. Back then you could buy a 2nd hand car for that much money, with an engine in it.
Or .. apparently ... a smidgeon of white dust for your rolled up money.

[Thumponius]

Don't know why the Yanks are so het up about it. It just means that their currency went up in value by 17%. Whingers.

[Nitty]

Rather interesting, when I still worked at our local pub, you'd often find cocaine traces in number grooves on credit cards that people paid with. They often used it to cut lines etc. on toilet seats as well. Very sexy.

How did you know it was traces of cocaine Voicy? Did you test it?

[Voicy]

It looked the same as on my credit card. :lines:

[Nitty]

But we all know you sniff sherbet :p

[Thumponius]

Sherbet tickles. Sodium bicarb is where the real fun is at.

[senorblinky]

Eno just burns. And fizzes. and burns.

[Thumponius]

And Wasabi sauce is a real kicker. So is Tequila.

Actually, I think the one led to the other...

[Nitty]

When you sniff it?

[stoke]

Somehow I cannot picture Blinky and Shamus sitting in a corner giggling to each other and main-lining Eno, Tequila and Sherbert.

However .. if it was Orange Sherbert ...

[Thumponius]

Yes, Nitty. We needed to wash the Wasabi down.

[Nitty]

Next time you sniff Wasabi, please take a video clip & post it. I would :heart: to see what you look like :gyes:

[Voicy]

I have a bottle of chilli mampoer with 75% Alc. content.

I dare anyone to sniff some of it :p ... in fact I dare anyone to even take a single shot of it.

[Flatty]

You can actually extract the cocaine without damaging the product (note, or cocaine) ;)

Anyone want to help me set up a processing plant in the US of A :D

I love this:

""I'm not sure why we've seen this apparent increase, but it could be related to the economic downturn, with stressed people turning to cocaine," Zuo said. "

Yeah, right - I'll be buying stacks of R250 per gram cocaine when I feel the pinch :confused: Everyone knows that 1 gram leads to another, which leads to another, which leads to sunshine, glorious sunshine.

[senorblinky]

I really did enos once.
I still prefer pop rocks to enos.

[Voicy]

I used to make my own sherbet with icing sugar and tartic acid...

Enos was just gross. :(

[Nitty]

I have a bottle of chilli mampoer with 75% Alc. content.

I dare anyone to sniff some of it :p ... in fact I dare anyone to even take a single shot of it.

Only a man can fall for that dare :gno:

Hell, I would pay a man if they do that and take a video clip for me. It will be worth the laugh!!

[Noodle]

I really did enos once.
I still prefer pop rocks to enos.

I did Eno as well... Bubbles while breathing was not cool.

[Nitty]

Why oh why do people want to do that? To see if it gives you a kick? Just go stand behind a donkey :p

I'm in the pharmaceutical industry, and we manufacture Eno and Grand-Pa. At one stage people were making tik-light with Grand-Pa headache powder. I thought it was hilarious! They even published the recipe in the newspapers!! Bright spark journalists :rolleyes:

[TotalWar]

I have a bottle of chilli mampoer with 75% Alc. content.

I dare anyone to sniff some of it :p ... in fact I dare anyone to even take a single shot of it.

This is where my name becomes mud, but why do you have the bottle if you have never had any.

Also in my youth (stupidity) Ouzo (a very popular Greek drink) was not always consumed by normal means.

Ouzo normally has an alcoholic content of around 45%, but if you know where to go, you can get a type of Ouzo which can be similar to Absinthe. I believe it goes up to around 80%. Also some makes of Tsipouro (Another popular Greek drink) also has a high Alc. content.

After a fantastic night out, mainly consisting of food. There is nothing better then sharing a bottle of Ouzo with some friends as you watch the sun rise. While you are on a long stretch of white sandy beach and crystal clear water in front of you. :D

So regarding the above statement, I will try some. :hyper:

[Thumponius]

Hey, now I have to join you. Once a tank...

[Nitty]

Videoclips or it didn't happen :)

And while you're at it, please snort some wasabi. I really really want to see what happens ;)

[stinkthumb]

Last time that Bottle of Voicy's came out at one of our braais I almost lost my eyebrows due to a freak leaf incident :D

I'm sure I have a video clip of Arby doing a duet with the Arab after drinking too much mampoer..

[Arbythep00nage]

oi!!! lets not bring that song out, it was awesome but it should stay hidden!

Im sure there is one of the arab running at his bachelors with a bottle of the stuff too!

[Voicy]

Totalwar,

I generally only drink on my birthday, but to answer your question... My uncle's been brewing his own mampoer and witblitz for a good couple of years and has won the national award 3 years in a row. His wife's started making mampoer liquer as well.

My point is basically that it's not your run of the mill type of alcohol that's readily available. Plus it will put hair on an elephant's butt. Ok, more hair. So i bought variants thereof for RB, stinkthumb and the arab for Xmas and just bought one or 2 extra for shiz and giggles.

[veer477]

We did the tequila thing a while ago and it was fun. Salt up the nose, lemon in the eye and you drink the tequila :borat: Its nice

[TotalWar]

Nice voicy, well I am always up for trying new things.

What does not kill you makes you stronger.

[PopcornChops]

I've sniffed salt...and squirted lemon in my eye, does that count for anything?

[stinkthumb]

Here is a pic from a braai a few months ago when Voicy's karate water made an appearance :D

It might belong in the WTF thread though :o

[senorblinky]

Hoes daai kierie beentjies?

Ja nee, lyk soos 'n boksburg partytjie!

[Voicy]

That's not the money shot...post the one where you made the leaves funnel! :hyper:

[stinkthumb]

Here you go Voicy...

Petrol and leaves explode :(

Check Voicy chilling out in the back with his coffee :D

[Thumponius]

Man, he's so chilled he looks like a snowman. Stinky on the other hand..

[Nitty]

Please post the one where Voicy made an ass of himself.

[Stool]

So is cocaine worth the money or is it all just a fad?

[stinkthumb]

Please post the one where Voicy made an ass of himself.

I posted one in the clan private under member's photos ;)

Don't want the whole world seeing it now.

[WondaWoman]

Dear voicy... please invest in ankle socks. Your friend, Wonda.

[Stool]

this thread title makes me want to have some coke

[Voicy]

Dear voicy... please invest in ankle socks. Your friend, Wonda.

Dear WeeWee

Request duly noted.

May I ask why, though?

Your friend,
Voicy.

[senorblinky]

this thread title makes me want to have some coke

Drinking coke or sniffing coke?

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Or intravenous coke?

[Stool]

still deciding

[Noodle]

Cans or grams?

[WondaWoman]

Dear Voicy,

Wearing long socks with 3/4 pants is a no no. It makes you look shorter and...it's wrong. It's just wrong. Like wearing a speedo.

If you're here for your birthday, I'll get you some.

Love Wonda.

[Arbythep00nage]

Stinky where is the one of you burning your eyebrows off just as it goes up?

[Voicy]

Dear WeeWee,

Thanks for the advice. I'll tell my mom to stop dressing me when I go out. Also - I need cool clothes...and hot girls. Actually just hot girls, as they'll make sure that I wear cool clo...wait no scratch that, you're trying to trick me.

Chicks are car guards. :mad:

I'll push down my socks.

Your friend,
Voicy.

[Flatty]

I remember White Lightning in the UK - they only sold it in pathetic 220ml bottle because it was about 19% alkeelhol. Two of those & you were ready to rock 'n roll :D

"By 1910, the French were drinking 36 million litres of absinthe per year, which contrasts against their consumption of almost 5 billion litres of wine." - 5 beellion litres of wine :rofl:

...and to think they banned Absinthe in France in 1915. Erm, chaps, what about the 5 beellion litres of wine you dudes are imbibing?

[stokeza]

Yea, but Absynthe had a very strong relationship with heroine back then, and the street criminals kept getting the "royalty" addicted to heroine and then controlling them with their addiction.

[Flatty]

According to the Wiki, there was an ingredient of Absinthe, the chemical Thujone, contained in wormwood, that was supposed to be toxic. They reckon, however, that the alcohol would kill you before the Thujone given the quantities that needed to be consumed for the "toxic" ingredient to actually do the job.

Lots of myths surround Absinthe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe).