Other Battle field BAdges (that EA left out)

[Alluvium]

ok, so i'm busy 'working'... i got bored and every 5 min i added to this list, enjoy


These are some of the badges that EA did not use in BAttle field.


Battle Boozer Badge
Basic: 1 beer in a Round
Veteran: 6 beers in a single Round
Expert: 1 Bottle of Vodka in a single game sitting

Nagging Spouse Ribbon
Getting nagged by a spouse while playing BF2, and continue reguardless

Nagging Spouse Badge
Basic: having to cook your own supper because wife was angry at you for playing BF2
Veteran: Getting silent treatment for a week, because of playing too much BF2
Expert: Not getting any from wife... for playing too much BF2

Medal of BF Geekness
awarded to Men who Choose BF2 over sex

BAttle Field Recruiting Badge
Basic: let a friend play on your account, and loose points for you
Veteran: let your little kid sit on your lap and play BF2
Expert: Ensure your child plays BF2 every day instead of sport

Hunger/thrist ribbon
awarded to a soldier who as played 2 rounds instead of eating or drinking

HUnger/Thirst Medal
Awarded to any soldier who sits trough 10 rounds, and who does not get up (because they would miss something) even though they got really hungry/thristy in round 1

Badge of Distractions
Basic: Has flung their cat off the keyboard when they jumped on it while the person was playing BF2
Veteran: has missed a tv show they normally watch, because they were playing BF2
Expert: AHve locked the door to the room to stop people/noise/cats ect getting in, so as to play BF2

Feralbananna memorial badge
Basic: Tk'ing a whole squad
Veteran: playing one full round and only Tk'ing
Expert: Getting banned for excessive TKs

WrG Ribbon
Achieving a Wrg Tk score of above 2.0

Knife Ribbon
Awarded for actually acting out a knife kill in real life for your mates

MEdical Mal-practise Ribbon
having the enemy use 5 of your health packs on themselves
and
Defibulating a Teamie who is in fact alive

Medal of numb-ass
Awarded to men who have sat in front on their pc playing bf2, until their ass's have gone numb.


well i thats about all i can think of for know, any other badges/ribbons/medals you guys can think of that are missing ?

[TG]

Bustin' for loo badge
Basic: Lasting a round with a need to pee
Veteran: Lasting 2 rounds with the need to pee [req battle boozer badge]
Expert: Playing an entire session with a load on board that by the time you get to the loo it's turtling.

[TG]

These are the badges that I have:

basic battle boozer badge
nagging spouse ribbon
medal of bf geekness
veteran battlefield recruiting badge
hunger/thirst ribbon
veteran badge of distractions
medal of numb-ass
veteran bustin' for pee badge

[Alluvium]

yeah i got

Expert Battle Boozer Badge (its where i got the idea from lan with mates)
Nagging Spouse Ribbon
basic BAttle Field Recruiting Badge
Hunger/thrist ribbon
HUnger/Thirst Medal
basic/veteran/expert Badge of Distractions

Basic Bustin' for loo badge
MEdical Mal-practise Ribbon
Medal of numb-ass

[doobiwan]

LOL excellent!

Spanner of Death Medal
Killed 5 or more times while holding a spanner, within arms reach of your enemy.

Chicken Little Medal
The sky IS falling on your head. Average time spent spawning excedes time playing due to Bombers and Arty spawn raping.

[rainy]

Dash for Drink and get busted Ribbon

Get vicously murdered on the battlefield while dashing for a drink

That one's definitely mine

[Alluvium]

Chicken Little Medal

ROFL hahahah

[stoke]

[MultiCommunicater Medal]
Basic = The ability to hold down B to VOIP with your buddies while killing 6 enemies simultaneously and not dying up to 4 seconds later.
Advanced = Basic and eating/drinking without chewing your mike.
Veteran = Advanced and add ordering Pizza for delivery over the telephone with a not-so-intelligent person on the other side.

Veteran Spanner of Death is mine mine mine ... all mine !
I almost got Veteran MultiCommunicator but ended up getting my mike all wet with the beer and the bloke on the phone wanted to know what exactly was behind him and the peeps in the squad were looking out for extra olives .

[TG]

/me ROFFEL!

[doobiwan]

I need mooore power Capt'n Medal

Basic: Your PC takes so long to load a map, you can make a cup of tea and be back before you're verified.
Veteran: Your PC takes so long to load a map, you can boil the kettle, make a cup of tea, go to the loo and be back before you're verified.
Expert: Your PC takes so long to load a map, you've never actually get to see the map online . . . .