You are such a BF2 nerd that you...

[TG]

(Complete the above sentence)

... formed a clan.
... registered a domain for said clan and run a website that appears to be getting quite popular.
... generate TK rankings for the clan.
... discuss TK ranking formulas with your wife.
... develop a hobby building plastic models of military vehicles found within the game.
... play in online competitions.
... consider having a BF2 logo tatooed on your bicep.
... made a silly movie from a battlerecorder demo.
... generated 90 signature banners for the clan.
... fiddled with and created a dynamic sig template using those sig banners.
... come up with crap like this to post on the clan forums.

[Ruslan74]

...book time ahead of up to two weeks to play clan matches
...have wife worried about your VOIP buddies
...look forward to actually TK fellow WrG buddies to go up the WrG TK rankings
...happen to bump into WrG all time on the servers and hunt/be hunted by them
...actually have more fun in BF2 now within WrG

[rainy]

...when your wife wanted to show you something across the road, you were looking for the button to zoom in
(Has happened to me )

[fivel]

...when my 7 yr old daughter keeps asking,,,daddy why do you play computer games so much
...when playing my little girl comments....'daddy are you dead again?'
...you end up only wanting to play BF2 when some of your clannies are on

[Darnit696]

... when your wife wants to talk to you, you put your headphones on and press 'b' when replying to her.

[fivel]

Or when your wife puts on her headphones, presses B to talk to you

[WAJKILLER2]

.....you wander what kit you are playing when someone ticks you off.

[TG]

... you wish that you had grenades to chuck over the wall at your annoying neighbour.

[doobiwan]

. . . When someone steps into the road, you hesitate for a second to see the colour of their tag popup, while you decide whether to aim your car at them or not.

. . . your wife knows "that look in your eye" means you're playing tonight, but not with her . . . .

. . . Your wife knows:
"#$%#$% #%#$ %!!!!" means you got Noob toobed
"@@#$$% #$#@!!!!" means you got artied .5 seconds before you captured the flag, and
"$&*%!! $&*%!! $&*%!! $&*%!!" means your $&*%!! $&*%!!ing c4 detonator switched back to $&*%!! $&*%!! c4 just when the $&*%!! $&*%!! APC spotted me.

[NerdBoyZa]

.... You spend your whole day reading, posting, creating new threads,
and "shouting" on this forum, instead of doing your work.
..... Your son says can we play BF2 tonight please dad (he likes to
control the mouse)..... which does nothing for my stats.....
...... Your son (5yrs old) has his own BF2 account.