Generally entertaining stuff in your life

[Darnit696]

I think I'm getting old. I was feeding my son his pronutro this am. It smelt good so I had a wee tiny taste. "Hey" I said to the missus "This banana flavour is really good" She looked at me with that expression that women get when they think you need therapy. "Sweetie... thats pear and yoghurt"
What the... PEAR AND YOGHURT??!! For crying out loud ... when I was a kid you got pronutro thats it klaar pronutro nothing more.

[stoke]

Yup - cardboard flavour - and you could add some dog pellets for extra taste and a nice crunch.

This morning I work up, looked out the window, noticed that the sun was up and decided to go to work. On the way to work this bloke pulls up in a nice WRX Scubie and Challenges me to a dice. Man oh man - he left me in the dust. It was AWESOME ! [Me drives a 2.0 L Golf FSI].