Waiting To Re-Spawn
Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A: A wonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonk donkey.
Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye, making love?
A: A winky wonky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye, making love?
A: A winky wonky dinky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye, that can play the piano while making love?
A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye, that can play jazz piano while making love?
A: A honky-tonky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye, that can play jazz piano while making love, and has a bad case of wind?
A: A stinky honky-tonky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye, that can play jazz piano while making love, and has a bad case of wind?
A: A thinky stinky honky-tonky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye, that can play jazz piano while making love, and has a bad case of wind, and that has been attacked by a squid?
A: An inky thinky stinky honky-tonky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky bonky donkey.
Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs, one eye and a bad case of wind, that has been attacked by a squid and can play jazz piano and make love, while skydiving?
A: F#(%ing amazing.
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