Ridiculous Comments

Games Battlefield
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Playing BF4 can be the source of some incredibly stupid comments.

[21:07:19] BirdyP > teams f***g blow [21:07:23] BirdyP > less stacking please WRG [21:07:32] UchiJiNi > soo get off our server [21:08:01] BirdyP > do you run a server purely to stomp pubbies?

[21:28:24] Catman_Za > is wrg a shotgun only clan :/ [21:28:56] TeeGeeZA > my clan mates are bowing to my shotgun superiority [21:29:13] InsanityFlea > get your own shotgun. [21:29:16] Applau5e > ye but u cant use shotties in dgl

I wasn’t aware we were playing on a dgl server in the dgl.

[21:47:38] Katbotter > thats noob sorry :P [21:47:55] InsanityFlea > it killed you, good enough [21:48:51] Katbotter > still noob

That’s just from last night.

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sounds like a kid

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I shot that Katbotter with the MGL pickup weapon, he cried. Twice.

http://bf4central.com/battlefield-4-m32-mgl/

Was a really good round for me.

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I saw him crying at you and had a good lol. Then I lobbed some nades at the pressies you were leaving all over the place :stuck_out_tongue:

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Mmmm, ‘Modified Choke’. Does it work on the chicken I wonder?

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I see TG and Flea was up to their old tricks again …

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BirdyP … what a Dick …ex :frowning:

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I like birdyP, I teagbag him every time I shoot him.
Its makes him a sad panda and me a happy one.

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RB. next time you take his tags … hold him down so i can teabag him too

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It’s dangerous out there. Here take this:

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hehehe nice :slight_smile:

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i need to play more to earn this superior rep

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I was even rocking with the shotty last night, sadly I was on BirdyP’s side :frowning:

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I think what you meant to say is you were making arby sad with that shotty last night.
Those delicious tags made up for it though.

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Had some good ones last night (excuse the language but it’s BF4)

[21:29:18] Toothpick_ZA > counter knife doesnt work since patch

[21:44:41] CorpFreeman > nice camping papa
[21:45:40] PaPPa-Killson > I AM NOT CAMPING I AM PLAYING THE GAME
[21:45:50] CorpFreeman > whatever
[21:46:03] PaPPa-Killson > U KEEP COMMING I KEEP SHOOTING
[21:46:08] CorpFreeman > you killed me twice from the same spot
[21:46:56] TeeGeeZA > serves you right going back to the same spot twice, eh?
[21:47:06] KILLERDEE_RSA > lol

[21:47:55] injektil0 > impossible I ripped your face off

[21:48:27] B4kkies > kan die kak oranje admin msg’s asb fokkof?

[21:49:23] xTc-Templar > admin so very touchy
[21:49:41] Arby_ZA > those are automated admin messages nub
[21:50:43] InsanityFlea > InsanityFlea: this is an admin message

[21:45:29] injektil0 > omfg
[21:45:49] TeeGeeZA > I’m not your god, I am merely your shotgun noob

[21:52:27] Wobly_Wombat > where did you buy your license
[21:52:39] UchiJiNi > by jou ma

[22:09:07] xTc-Templar - US Army > ress twatface
[22:09:20] InsanityFlea > no twatface

[22:10:53] xTc-Zaarehs > i made 30 points atleast
[22:11:01] Arby_ZA > luls zaar
[22:11:02] xTc-Zaarehs > my ping is more
[22:11:23] Arby_ZA > pfft my el ping beats your el ping
[22:12:20] xTc-Zaarehs > im in duncan thats why

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I always find the in game chat to be a fascinating display of the state of society today. They have a few repeating themes:

  • If you shoot me and I die you are doing something wrong.
  • If I shoot you and you die you are doing something wrong.
  • You must play the game the way I like to play the game.
  • Don’t come with your weird strategies and mess up my strategies.
  • For the win, for the win, then for the win and only after that for the fun.
  • Fun is is when I win.

I suppose it’s not really “all society”. Just the noisey society.

I love playing with you guys though. Those chat comebacks are full of win :wink:

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